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    After the Nope-ocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley move slowly — up until the night they move too fast. The consequences will send them reeling. As they figure out what they mean to each other, they must contend with both the expected and unexpected.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Crowley's offerings have been dwindling for some time now, and finally he's had enough. Deciding to remind the humans why they avoid his wrath with offerings Crowley sets off through the jungle toward a human settlement for the first time in decades. The jungle, while ultimately the same as it always has been, has a surprise for him though; he's got a new neighbour, and the neighbour has stolen his cult.

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    23 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    The year is 1837 and the Earth is shared by humans, nephilim (the land-bound kin of angels) and merfolk (the kin of demons, cursed to dwell beneath the waves).

    Forced to return to his ancestral homeland to take part in an arranged marriage, nephilim Aziraphale finds companionship with the most unlikely of people on his journey across the sea.

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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    It’s easy to spot the one he’s after now. The bratty cherub is fat like a pigeon, and it makes the most lovely squeaking sounds when Crowley closes his fingers around its body with enough force to render it breathless as he pulls it out of the enchanted basket. Its little siblings stare up in horror, their bodies paralysed, feathers and clothes in complete disarray.

    Crowley hums, ignoring them, too busy examining the soft thing in his hold, enjoying the way the cherub squirms, trying to free itself now that it is out of the basket’s field. Crowley doesn’t blame it one bit; he knows his reputation precedes him, and the little thing must know what will happen next. Hell, maybe it is even looking forward to it. Cherubs are a kind of angel, after all, and all angels are a nasty lot.

    Crowley would know. He used to be one.

    Demon Crowley is out patrolling during Halloween’s Eve when he captures a bunch of cherub spies. He decides to have his fun with one of them.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    As part of a post-Fall agreement between Heaven and Hell, newly presented Omega Aziraphale must mate with an Alpha demon. The Archangel Gabriel has prepared Aziraphale, warning him how violent and gruesome the process will be. Aziraphale is terrified, assuming that the coupling will be dreadful. Thankfully, the demon Crawley shows him otherwise.

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    01 Jun 2026