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The Complete Chronicles of Ranboo’s Misadventures by boonsbeans
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Sep 2022
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Ranboo is convinced that he isn’t the main character.
Maybe a few friendships with powerful villains and vigilantes, concerns with a hero agency that may abuse their power a bit too much, and some completely hilarious situations that he finds himself in will prove otherwise…- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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17 Apr 2026
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Technoblade never expected to get attached to Ranboo. Attracting stray kids was Phil's thing, not exactly the Blood God's gig. He certainly never expected to be thrown into the spiraling void of dream demons and lost memories that was Ranboo's mind.
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31 Dec 2024
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Technoblade discovers the hard way that there's a very good reason for why piglins run away at the sight of soul fire.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Magical illness + Frostbite + “Give me your hands.”
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Near death experienceSeries
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10 Oct 2024
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"Uh, thank you sir, but um, I only know the one way, so I don't know if-"
"Call me Phil." He cut in, offering them another smile. "But that's alright, I'm sure one of us could show you-"
He cut himself off, face lighting up in a way that Techno could just tell spelt trouble for him specifically. It was the same look he'd gotten when he'd realized that Techno was 'perfectly capable' of watching two kids while he went out for a short jaunt around the island's perimeter. There were still scorch marks on the kitchen ceiling, both because they'd been too high to clean and also to serve as a reminder to Phil specifically that Techno was not babysitter material.
So of course that was the first incident to pop into his mind the second Phil exclaimed. "Techno could teach you! He knows some different methods of meditation, so he could probably-"
"Imma stop you right there Phil." Techno cut in, sitting up.
Out in the middle of the antarctic, Techno teaches Ranboo how to make a home
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28 Sep 2024