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Guillermo dropped the broom halves and deflated back into a submissive familiar. He backed away, his hands shaking and his gaze lowered.
It was the perfect opportunity to strike. Slayer or not, Guillermo's reflexes were no match for a vampire. With the element of surprise, even a baby vampire could kill him. Rip out his heart. Snap his neck. Crush his skull.
Nandor did none of these things. He just stared at the either extremely dumb or extremely loyal vampire hunter as he droned on family, gaps in resumes, and leaving.
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In which Nandor asks a few more questions after Carol dies and comes up with a questionable solution to his vampire hunting tendencies.
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The newest monster in the basement by Sunshine_Pop
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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“You bloody stupid donkey! Show him some respect!” Nadja yelled, before switching to a whisper. "At least until he unties us, then we should kill him.”
"We can't kill him! He saved us! And the house is still filthy," Nandor whispered back.
"That's a good point, my darling. We should wait till he cleans the house, then kill him," Laszlo injected.
"You know, I can still hear you. The stage is really good at carrying sounds, and all of you still have microphones on.”
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Tim finds out he's actually Dick's son, due to medical files needing to be updated and embarrassment, he pretends to be cousins instead.
Will the others find the truth?
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Bats of a Feather by bloodvvitch
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Superman - All Media Types
06 Dec 2025
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Dick is fifteen when he gives birth to the most precious baby in the world.
He's still fifteen when Bruce takes them away.
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In The Lap of Luxury by Harlivy_Timkon_Supremacy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
07 Nov 2021
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Eleven years ago, Selina had a baby she put up for adoption. It just wasn't the right time, and she couldn't imagine herself as a mother. And besides, her baby daddy broke up with her and was apparently planning to skip town for the next few years, so he certainly could not be trusted with the news that they were having a kid. He was also just some facetious playboy that she very much doubted was quality father material.
So, she put her little pup up for adoption only after making certain he would be guaranteed a life of luxury. After all, not every child gets placed into a wealthy family that loves to travel. More importantly, she knows he'll get to grow up safe outside of Gotham and have a truly fortunate childhood.
When she gave him away, she truly thought she had made the right decision and assured him a life of happiness.
When she gave him away, they weren't suppose to meet again... and never like this.
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- Part 1 of A/B/O|BioKid!TimVerse
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Kid Tim and Kid Jason join the family early. Shenanigans ensue. That's it. That's the series. by raretune
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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Longest series name ever. This is an AU where Kid Jason and Kid Tim join the Batfam early and cause adorable but badass havoc everywhere they go.
Each story is a standalone but connected.
The core story is complete. There may be extras in the future.
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