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Four Slytherins and a Gryffindor crammed into a Muggle apartment.
Sure, why not?Hermione runs a programme: take former Death Eaters who failed their court-mandated therapy and teach them how to function in the Muggle world.
It was meant to be educational.
It became... something else.This fic is roughly 80% chaos and 20% cute. Where the smut fits into that is between you and your conscience.
Pansy - socially lethal, beautifully dressed, a problem.
Theo - chaotic manchild or unsettling genius. Your pick.
Blaise - sexual deviant. No pick. You'll like him anyway.
Draco - arrogant, impressively incompetent and permanently attached to a baseball cap. Oh, and he wants Hermione. Bad.Don't read this if you're a normal, sane person.
Do read if you want to laugh and question your life choices at 3am.The only fic I'd recommend reading as a WIP—small doses.
Hermione developed a kink.
Draco developed feelings.
Theo found Muggle tech.
Nobody emerged from this experience unchanged.
You probably won't, either... not convinced that's a good thing.I spent two months immersed in this and started thinking in nothing but double entendres.
Good luck.
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17 Jul 2026
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Seven years into the war Hermione and Ginny are tired of being treated like crap after one too many betrayals from Harry and Ron, they decide to join the Death Eaters, changing the rules and the game in the process.
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- Part 1 of Apostasy
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14 Jul 2026
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Wreck a Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
24 Aug 2025
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His hand came back. Fingers trailing slowly up her calf. A silent touch that felt less like control and more like praise. Like he was telling her - this is good. You’re good.
A shaky breath escaped her lips. Technically, she wasn’t even doing anything, right? This wasn’t sex. There was no skin-to-skin. No real touching.
Foot stuff didn’t count—did it?
Or... Hermione stumbles messily into something that feels a lot like love.
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- Part 1 of Wreck a Malfoy
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09 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger-Weasley has built a life defined by order: family, routine, and a career dedicated to archiving dangerous magical artifacts. But as she’s drawn into a mission in Vienna - and into a forced alliance with Draco Malfoy, now a commanding figure in magical research security - everything she thought stable begins to fracture.
When the experiment collapses, trapping them inside a fractured pocket of time, Hermione and Draco must rely on the one thing neither ever believed in: each other.
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04 Jul 2026
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The Dark Lord has risen.
Harry Potter is gone.
And Hermione Granger has disappeared into the heart of Voldemort’s regime.Forced deep within the enemy’s inner circle, Hermione survives through lies, performance, and increasingly unforgivable choices. Every day inside the Manor demands another piece of herself, and the longer the war drags on, the harder it becomes to remember who she was before it.
But survival was never going to be the most dangerous part.
Not when Draco Malfoy watches her like he’s trying not to lose something that was never his to begin with.
Not when Theodore Nott loves her with the kind of quiet devotion that turns fatal in wartime.
And not when whispers begin to spread that Harry Potter may not be dead at all.
As alliances fracture and old magic begins to awaken beneath the ruins of the war, Hermione finds herself trapped between duty, grief, and two boys who would burn the world down differently for her.
Because some love stories are not meant to survive.
And by the end of it, loving her may be the thing that destroys them all.
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- Part 1 of The Things We Bury
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02 Jul 2026