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Tavish takes a step further. His naked foot sinks into the mud, dew clinging to his ankles. Droplets slide down his skin, creating little snail trails of residue, vaguely sticky. He imagines a trail of rashes appearing in its wake.
He barely makes a sound. Each step lightly rustles the dying grass, but in the darkness of morning’s earliest dawn, he might as well have been banging on drums.
Please, he thinks.
Please, he begs.
Please, he prays.
A sharp snap of a branch breaking right behind him is his only answer.
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- Part 3 of The World Stops Turning
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A Demoman and a Vampire Walk Into A Bar by Demofan (SwissCheesits)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
04 Sep 2025
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And say ouch.
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It's almost Halloween. The Mercenaries of Reliable Excavation Demolition prepare to fight Merasmus and whatever wizard fuckery he has in store for them.
However, in an unprecedented act, Merasmus decides to attack early, intending to get rid of those pesky mercs once and for all.
He really should have practiced his aim before hand.
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People who work in large groups in small spaces fear one thing: the possibility of one person getting sick and quickly spreading their illness to others.
The mercenaries at RED have been, surprisingly, doing well on that front. They've managed to survive an entire year in each other's presences without killing themselves, purposefully or otherwise.
However, the moment the Scout starts hacking his lungs out one morning, everyone knew that their luck has expired.
Thankfully for the deranged mercs of 2Fort, the Demoman claims that it is impossible for him to get sick, so even if, unrealistically, everyone else were to fall ill, he'll be able to hold down the fort.
But as his team starts dropping like flies, Demoman finds himself faced with a harrowing task.
Nursing duty.
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- Part 2 of The World Stops Turning
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Darling, The Desert Can't Hear You Scream by Demofan (SwissCheesits)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
20 May 2025
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His chest constricts painfully, concaving into itself as if it's being bashed in by a hammer.
Every breath feels that way, at least.
There's a heaviness surrounding him, pinning him down onto the bed and filling his lungs.
It tastes tacky and damp. His air is humid and coiling. It makes him feel sick.
Demoman, if he can even call himself that anymore, opens his mouth; his tongue is sandpaper dry, his throat closed.
Nothing comes out, not even a wheeze.
The humming of lights fills the silence instead, and he imagines that they are a thousand tortured souls screaming with him.
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- Part 1 of The World Stops Turning
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A dark, psychological horror series centering around Demoman and the lengths people go to "protect" the ones they love.
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The Time Technoblade Saved The World by SwissCheesits
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Oct 2024
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Timestuck where a 25ish Ford Pines gets stuck on the Stan O’ War II with old Stanley while old Ford Pines is with a 25ish Stan as he struggles to survive
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Bookmarked by SwissCheesits
10 Nov 2024
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“Technoblade, let me kill you!”
“No?”
“I will. Wilbur thinks he’s going to do it, but really I am.”
“That’s nice Tommy.”
“You don’t believe me?” Tommy glared as Wilbur snickered.
“Honestly?” He glanced up the table. “My money’s on Phil. That or old age.”
Phil cocked his head and smiled, eyes turning to slits. Wilbur could almost pass for human since his dark hair hid his facial feathers, and Tommy looked disconcertingly cherubic with his grey downy wings, but the Crowfather was altogether Other.
Tommy grabbed for Techno’s hand, and Techno stepped around to his other side, taking the hand that wasn’t fitted with a razor taped to the palm. Wilbur laughed again.
That’s when the sirens went off.
//Villain family Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy decide that Normal College Student Technoblade is both a part of the family and a really good target for murder attempts. The worst any of them have to worry about is the odd knife or disinterested victim. But there's a Nightmare on its way.
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Obi-Wan still remembers the days before the Sith rule. He was just a Padawan when the Sith seized the Senate, but managed to escape with his Master. Continuing his training in secret, Obi-Wan is now a Jedi Master in hiding. Together with Satine Kryze, he works with the rebellion to overthrow the Sith regime. However, his luck runs out when he is captured and brought back to the Temple for indoctrination into the new role that society has dictated for Jedi. There, Darth Vader, who visits the Temple to select his Jedi partner, chooses Obi-Wan. Vader sees him as a gift from the Force, while Obi-Wan fears this union. He realizes he must summon the courage to navigate the treacherous politics and use his position to strive for true peace and balance in the Force.
Bookmarked by Darth Cheesers (SwissCheesits)
19 Jun 2024
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Absolute flames per usual
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Story of Bird and Pig by DerpyLoves, SwissCheesits for DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic, SwissCheesits, Lovelyreader27
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, SMPEarth
23 Oct 2024
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His Angel thought he could just run away from him after everything they went through together. He thought that he could have a family and leave him behind. HE WILL HAVE HIS ANGEL BACK NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES AND NO MATTER WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE!
After all, he needed to remind Philza just who he belonged to.
Philza and Technoblade were childhood friends. After losing their families to hunters, they relied on each other for companionship and survival. They used to travel the world together and had many great adventures until they decided to create a kingdom where everyone would be safe, free, and treated as equals. However, power begins to poison Techno’s mind as he slowly becomes darkly possessive of Phil, treating Phil as his delicate pet rather than a person. They were supposed to have equal power, but Techno began doing work behind Phil's back that gradually turned their kingdom into an empire, making Techno its sole dictator while leaving Phil as a puppet king with no power.
Hurt by Techno's betrayal of trust and sick of his toxic possessiveness, Philza runs away.
But how long can he run before his past eventually catches up with him?
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The Art of Confusion and Punching Things by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man
09 Jun 2023
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Saitama was going to be honest... he didn’t know how he’d gotten here. Where was here, you ask? That’s also a good question. There’s a bunch of people fighting and some of them are children? Okay... uh, so who’s the hand guy? And the scarf guy? And should Saitama be punching anyone?
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AKA Saitama gets thrown into the middle of the USJ and has absolutely no idea what is going on. Which is valid, seeing as he’s also been thrown into the wrong dimension.- Language:
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Bookmarked by SwissCheesits
31 May 2023