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Sirius didn't plan on spending his summer elbow-deep in churro grease, dodging rigged carnival games, or developing a deeply inconvenient crush on the moody park manager. Remus hates him anyway. Probably. Maybe.
Welcome to Mossy Creek Funland. No refunds.
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When an overworked Sirius Black finally decides to hire a babysitter, he doesn't expect someone like Remus Lupin to be the right person for the job.
But actually? He might be kind of perfect - for the job.Written for Padfoot Fest 2025.
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Sirius is a maths teacher trying to avoid the holiday cheer.
Remus is starting his mid-life crisis early.
No harm in a one night stand to get them out of a slump.Unfortunately, Teddy feels like hes hardly equipped to deal with balancing football practice and homework, let alone his least favourite teacher hooking up with his dad.
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His attention is snagged by the band again as the opening riffs to Van Halen’s Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love start to play. He’s immediately arrested by the band, who eat the instrumentals up. He’s still put off by the lead singer, but he doesn’t even care as his gaze is drawn back to the bassist immediately. He’s older, in his thirties at least, but it doesn’t take away from how arresting he is.
Marlene follows Sirius’ gaze to the band and does a double-take. “Holy shit,” she says, grabbing Sirius’ arm. “Babe, that’s my Lit professor!”
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Or, Sirius Black joins a Dad Band.
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In desperate need to get out of London, Remus moves himself and Teddy back to his mother's old house in Yorkshire. Once there, during a spot of car trouble, he meets a helpful young man who lends him a hand, and ends up getting far more than he ever would have bargained for.
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Remus is broke and out of options. When he receives an offer from Orion Black – full funding for his research in exchange for help on a secret project – he really can’t afford to say no. But spending the summer working at the Black family’s secluded estate brings more than he bargained for, especially when it comes to Sirius.
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Never Mind the Bollocks by The_Sinking_Ship for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.
And yet, here he was.
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Operation Blupin: A Matchmaking Scheme in 3 Easy Steps by moonscone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2022
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In the first weekend of September, Remus and Regulus end up on prefect rounds together. After an enlightening conversation, Regulus decides to take fate into his own hands and get Remus and Sirius together. With the help of Evan, Barty, and Dorcas, Regulus is determined to make Remus into a brand new man- a man who will undoubtedly capture the attention of one Sirius Black.
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Lessons in Muggle Cultures (and Other Herculean Tasks) by moonscone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jun 2024
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It’s the summer before 6th year, and while Sirius doesn't know much, there is one thing he is certain of: Remus Lupin is in danger.
Sirius, enlisting the help of James, is prepared to make any sacrifice to be there for his friend. Together, they go through trial after trial in an attempt to help Remus.
If Sirius has learnt one thing, it's this:
There is nothing more bleak, more despicable, or more loathsome... than muggle Wales.
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Remus hasn't got laid in a while, but that's okay. That's fine. He's been busy raising a son, thank you very much.
Now, however, Teddy is off to university and when Remus goes to Brighton to drop him off, they stumble over a coffee shop in the south lanes. It's a cosy little place with a barista who has silver eyes and pale skin and an arse to die for.
Remus hasn't got laid in a while, but that's okay. That's fine.
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- Part 1 of Wolfstar Bingo 2024
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Harry would never have expected it, before they started up together: that the angles and points of Malfoy could soften and coalesce into this gentle patient landing place.
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Seeing Draco’s bum – not looking at it, but just seeing it – well, it’s a natural consequence of this new friendship level they’ve reached in the last year or so, the one where they go out to pubs together, listen to the Quidditch together, drink too many pints together. Draco’s Diagon Alley flat is a convenient staggering distance from the Leaky, and Harry’s house is way the fuck over in Islington, so it makes perfect sense that Harry spends most Friday nights crashing on Draco’s sofa.
Another Friday night sleeping on Draco Malfoy's couch, and it's not a big deal that Draco's walking around in his pants. And it doesn't mean anything that Harry keeps noticing Draco's arse.
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"I swear to Merlin, if you don't ask him out soon, I'm going to murder you both," says Neville.
"I'm going to," Harry says with a confidence he doesn't feel. "I'm just picking my moment."
"It's his birthday. This is your moment," says Neville. "Honestly, Harry, grow a pair."
In which Harry does grow a pair, and Draco turns forty-four.
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“Excuse me,” the stranger with the curls and the eyes and the nose and the lips and the hands, spoke lowly in his ear. Close enough that Sirius felt warm breath on the side of his face and it made him break out in goosebumps. He was so close. So close and so tall he had had to bend down to speak in Sirius’ ear.
The man had placed his hand on Sirius’ back in order to pass him, the squeeze behind him to get to wherever he needed to go. And in order to do so he had placed one of those large hands with the long fingers on Sirius’ back, low enough for him to feel a pinky and ring finger burn into the naked skin of his lower back. Instantly sobered up Sirius looked at him as he passed, and was only spared another one of those crooked grins and the wisp of soft t-shirt against his arm.
Light brown hair and long limbs soon disappeared in the crowd and Sirius was left with a pounding heart and weak knees.
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Or; A three-part story of two young men falling in love over the course of a night, a week, and a month.
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Maybe this time is different (I really think you like me) by fiddleleafedfig
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2024
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“Because you’re not just writing about Picasso, Sirius. Remus Lupin is a writer and an introvert, he has published a few novels that have been very well received. We want the story of it all, the family estate, his writing process, the decision to display these sketches now.”
“And what on god's green earth makes me the best man for that job?”
“Because you’re charming, we think he’ll like you.”
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Or; The story of how Sirius Black gets a writing assignment, banters his way into the art-elite of London, and ends up falling head over heels in love.
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- Part 1 of First Day of My Life
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defense against the womanly arts by askmeaboutmyoctopustheory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2024
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Remus knew he was queer, or rather that he fancied blokes. That had come along in second or third year. This had led to a few discrete handjobs and snogs in broom closets with a few people over the years, but never anything serious. Maybe it was a combination of hormones and proximity and the girls busting up a bit over the summer before sixth year; but Remus for the first time found himself entranced by girls when he’d had a few drinks.
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this is chaotic and literally just an excuse to write remus eating pussy like it's his job
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and he smiled (with a mouthful of bloody teeth) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Oct 2021
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James is sitting on the couch, Harry is next to him, giggling, and Lily's standing near the kitchen counter. James has his wand out, he's shooting colorful bubbles and Harry loves them, he's clapping excitedly -
The silver Patronus materialises in front of James so suddenly, that he can't even react.
"Peter's a death eater," Sirius's voice says. "He's sold you out. Voldemort's coming for you. Tonight. Run, Prongs."
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Sirius gets expelled after the Prank in Fifth Year, and everything changes.Series
- Part 1 of for a constellation that doesn't exist
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“Reggie mentioned you met his brother yesterday. He said, and I quote, “Remus had a mental orgasm”Lily said with a giggle, as she took another drag of her cig.
Remus let out a chuckle, as he took a drag, exhaling the smoke “Yeah, I was. Lily, oh my god he was a real life adonis, he was carved by the gods” Remus said with a moan.
What if you meet the love of your life, but the only thing stopping you from being with him is the fact that he is your best friend brother.
Remus Lupin is about a hundred percent sure that Sirius Black, is the love of his life and now he is living some romantic sitcom.
Sirius Black is about a hundred percent sure that Remus Lupin, is the love of his life and the only thing stopping him is his brother that has a stick up his ass (he really does).
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The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by whitmans_kiss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2013
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Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.