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    There’s a brief tussle that Guy would absolutely have won with his superior strength if the stupid ginger homo hadn’t put him off by crowding quite so close to him. Guy grabs one of Mac’s stupid octopus arms with his free hand, but the other one insinuates itself round his waist and peels the yoghurt out of Guy’s fingers.

    The movement presses the full length of Mac’s warm body into Guy’s, and they both go still.

    A muscle in Mac’s jaw ticks, and it’s at this point that Guy will freely admit things go a bit funny.

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    Eight years after they finished filming Fortysomething, Hugh and Benedict run into each other at a charity event and reminisce. Sexily.

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    A moment hangs between them. She’s known House for long enough to see he’s giving her the choice to laugh it off or take him seriously. But he's watching her guardedly, and she makes the decision quickly.

    “OK then,” she says casually.

    House smirks. “I wish I’d known you were this easy,” he says, but stops talking abruptly when she slides her hand inside the heat of his boxers.

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    House shifts restlessly in his sleep, snagging the sheet with his feet and pulling it off completely as he settles back down. And holy hell, now Wilson’s absolutely fucked.

    House is fully, completely naked and fully, completely erect. The word 'tumescent' rattles around Wilson’s brain and doesn't help at all. All he can think about is the contrast of the deep red of House’s dick - the head shiny with engorgement, the swollen veins along the shaft standing out in high definition - against the soft golden skin of his stomach.

    Wilson has only a few seconds to register that his own dick is swelling in his boxers before House’s sleep-gravelled voice says, “You gonna join me, Jimmy, or are you gonna spend the rest of the night ogling me from the doorway?”

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    The boys have a little chat after the show.

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    Guy is struck by an urgent thought. “Hang on,” he says, proud he's only slurring faintly. “I think I want … I want … you to … in … in …” He huffs in frustration. “Oh for fuck’s sake, you’re rubbing off on me, you big poofter.”

    “Your powers of observation are remarkable, Dr Secretan,” says Mac from somewhere under Guy’s left ear.

    “Not that kind of rubbing off, you prick,” says Guy.

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    Alex is visibly frustrated. “Of course I do! God, Greg, your voice, and you put that suit on and … why on earth wouldn’t I want you to?” Alex’s eyes are wide and emphatic, and Greg doesn’t hesitate.

    “Of course I want to, you daft prick,” says Greg, putting his hands on Alex’s shoulders and kissing him.

    Greg and Alex need to work on their communication.

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    “Aren’t we meant to agree safe words and shit like that, first?” says Greg, biting back a groan when Alex starts to mouth at his swelling cock through the material of his pants.

    “Good idea,” says Alex, pausing and regarding him neutrally. “How about I tell you to sod off if you’re doing something I don’t like, and then you’ll know to not do it any more?”

    Greg holds back a laugh and says, “Have I ever told you what a complete prick you are?”

    Alex is stressed, and Greg has an idea.

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    Greg and Alex get drunk, and something changes.

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    They don’t usually do it this way round, though not because Greg’s averse. He has a fondness for putting his cock in a hole but he likes most things, if he’s honest. And sometimes he just really needs to be fucked in the arse to stop him thinking so much.

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    After they’ve wrapped, Greg bursts into Alex’s dressing room without knocking.

    “What the fuck was that, mate,” he says indignantly.

    Alex shrugs nonchalantly. “You hugged me.”

    “Yeah, but I didn’t rub my cock on yours in front of a couple of hundred people, did I?”

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    Alex grips the meat of Greg’s shoulders and squeezes. “Well if you won’t tell me what’s wrong, you can at least let me suck you off while you pull my hair,” he says mildly, and Greg’s dick gives an almighty twitch, as it always does when this ostensibly mild-mannered man comes out with absolute filth. Alex notices, because of course he does, and he gives Greg an angelic gap-toothed smile like the wanker he is.

    Greg is having a bad week. Alex helps.

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    Everyone changes, in time. Perhaps even Sherlock.

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    Sherlock needs data. And distraction.

    Part of the Married To The Work series.

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    “What do you want, Sherlock? I’m busy.”

    She feels his breath on the back of her neck as he speaks, his voice quiet and deep. “I need your help. There’s something I’m missing about this case, and I need to focus.”

    She shuts her eyes in exasperation. “You’ve presumably noticed that I’m at work?”

    “But I need you,” he rumbles into her neck as his lips trace a line up to her ear, and she feels her resolve weakening.

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    “I’m offering to have sex with you, Sherlock. I think you know me well enough to realise I’m not going to want anything more than that.” She smirks. “I may be many things, but I’m not a masochist.”

    Sherlock has been working with a criminal psychologist for some years. A woman who has been watching him, and who proposes a logical solution to the fact he's not quite working at full mental capacity.

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    She’s on her third cleaning visit by the time Sherlock finally notices her. John, driven to distraction by the chaos that Sherlock seems to generate simply by existing, hired the woman in an attempt to alleviate what he suspects are becoming extremely insanitary living conditions.

    There is a woman who is not who she says she is. A woman who wants to find something out about Sherlock.

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    "No matter how much you change, Doctor, no matter how many people you surround yourself with or how far you run - the past is still there. You know that better than anyone.”

    The woman steps forward and runs one finger under the Doctor’s braces, thoughtfully. “And as long as your past is still there, I’ll still be here to help you.”

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    If Yaz wasn’t already so frightened, she might conceivably have been terrified into silence by the look on the Doctor’s face as she faced the slave traders who had snatched Yaz on the remote world of Atraxia III.

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    The Doctor’s busily tinkering under the console, brow furrowed, when there’s an odd popping noise she’s never heard in the Tardis before. She pauses, sonic in mid-air, as she evaluates the nature of the silence around her. Considering all her friends are at home at the moment, the hair on the back of her neck is distinctly unhappy about it.

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    18
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