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i like it when you're mean (we don't have to get into what that says about me) by landofchaosandbloom for baristababey
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2026
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"I'm beginning to think he hates me," is how you greet Rose the second she opens her front door.
"In what way? I hear that isn't exactly a bad thing with trolls."
You really don't like the way you can't keep the whiney tone out of your voice when you respond, "The not sexy way. I don't even want him to hate me in the sexy way? I think? I'm not a troll, I don't get that whole quadrants thing."
"Well, what causes you to think he hates you?"
"I asked him to hang out and he just said 'maybe'. That means no, right?"
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16 Jun 2026
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Dave Strider: Hollywood heavyweight, menace to everyone around him, and lucky owner of an apparently haunted house in the Hills.
But houses aren't haunted, especially not by teenagers who aren't even meant to be born for four hundred years or by members of an alien species who only want to destroy the planet. Right? Right.
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06 Jun 2026
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You hear the relief in Dave's heavy sigh. "Oh, Karkat. Thank fuck," he says, "If I'd tripped with my ass bare as the day I was born into a closet with anyone else, I think I woulda seriously for real died on the spot. Gone up in flames. Have you heard of spontaneous human combustion before, Karkat? It've been like that, and the entire goddamn building woulda come along with me to the grave. At least I'd've gotten outta finishin' that assignment–"
"Dave," you cut him off as you register the singular important part of his babble, suddenly even more hyper-aware of your proximity than ever, "Are you not wearing any fucking pants?"
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04 Jun 2026
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Humanstuck
Karkat Dave go on dates.. dave cant handle spices.
CroKri~♡
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01 Jun 2026
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"Um… Lowkey… You know…" — Dove started, voice low. — "Aren’t you the one who knows their way around this…?" — she looked to the side. Not like anyone could see it anyway. — "Because I kinda have no idea how to do it?... "
Karkat slowly turned to face her and raised an eyebrow.
"Wow, you’re so cool and dope." — she snorted, but stood next to her and started rolling the joint anyway. — "What could I do to be as cool as you?
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Turns out there is a cure to this whole "nonchalant culture" thing, and it's marijuana. And it does even more than just cure it.
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31 May 2026