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    Ilya
    We will be late

    Bood
    do NOT fuck before my bbq

    Ilya
    We already have
    And we will again!

    Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Jane
    Are they both bad?
    Do you hate them?

    Ilya
    Have been having a mild breakdown, sorry
    You see, my boyfriend sent me two photos of himself wearing glasses when he knows that this makes me insane man

    Jane
    Oh come on
    You literally see me in them everyday!

    Ilya
    I do
    And I have had an orgasm every day for the last 421 days
    You see the connection, yes?

    Ilya does lots of boring things with Shane. They are his favourite things in the world.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Victims of Shane Hollander’s ‘tism rizz (support group for queer hockey players)

    Ilya Rozanov was added to the chat

    OR: After coming out to none other than Troy Barrett, Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander's recent fiancé, is added to a group chat full of queer hockey players on the current league. The twist? Almost every single one of them had some interaction with Hollander that made them, at the very least, question things. It goes as well as expected.

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    17 Jun 2026