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    Macaque woke up that morning to the dawn shining through his curtains, the sounds of the city starting to wake up, the birds calling out the song of the day, and the horrifying realization that Sun Wukong was climbing in through his window.

    Aka; the fic where Wukong drags Macaque into helping him with his glamours. And a bunch of other things happen, but that's not important.

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    "Macaque's sick."

    "And how do you know that?"

    "His hair only sways around in non-existent wind like that when he's sick or pissed off." Wukong explained, "And I haven't done anything to piss him off so-"

    A beat passed before Wukong registered the way everyone was staring at him.

    "...Correction, I haven't done anything to piss him off recently." He said, "So. He's definitely sick."

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    Macaque gets sick. This is Not A Good Thing.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.

    “No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”

    Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.

     

    Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
    Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Mob notices something strange.

    Well.

    Stranger than usual.

    Verity has a habit of appearing in places he definitely wasn't a moment ago, and after one too many impossible sightings, Mob decides to conduct a simple experiment:

    Figure out how Verity moves.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace never belonged on earth. He never did behave like the typical human. People would say he had his head in the clouds and was always watching the stars. A weirdo, an odd person. What they didn't know was that his home was a mere sixteen lightyears away.

    Perhaps all he needed was to leave.

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    20 Jun 2026