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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    "Stop me if you've heard this one: a mental patient, a witch, and a priest walk into the village pub..."

    -o-o-o-

    It turns out that if you tell the staff at a Muggle psychiatric hospital that you're a wizard, the former headmaster of a magical school, and also a murderous, serial-killing gang member of a racialised hate group, that they are quite likely to lock you up on a closed ward.

    Incidentally, to Severus Snape - exhausted and war weary - that sounds like just the thing.

    High-powered Barrister at Law Hermione Granger disapproves, of course.

    -o-o-o-

    (Original summary: "As it happened, it wasn’t terribly difficult to be sectioned in a Muggle hospital. Not if one was a wizard and told the truth.")

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    23 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Severus Snape’s black eyes seemed to burn intensely into her. “Yes, I have saved some lives, but that was merely incidental. I came only for you. And I would have come. No matter how perfect the rest of the world might have been, I would not have allowed it to continue without you.”

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    sexysorceress70: he can stir my cauldron any day of the week 🔥

    emmab_reads: the way he said simmer…i cannot breathe…someone call a healer

    MidnightTeaAndBooks: he could tell me i'm doing it wrong in that voice and i'd say yes sir immediately

    Severus Snape runs a potions channel on YouTube. Somehow, four million people find this compelling. He has no idea why.

    Hermione Granger, a graduate student in alchemical pharmacology, has some thoughts about that.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Funny and novel idea....

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    When Hermione saves Severus' life in the Shrieking Shack, it awakens a soul bond between them.

    The books say that a soulwoven pair is a perfect match in every way, a pair bound by the Fates.

    What if the books got it all wrong?

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    07 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very well writen soulbond trope with two rogue deatheaters (Dolohov and Gibbons) threatening Hermione as a plot. Accepting soulbond and trying to to nullify it as a secondary plot. Snape is approprietaly accerbic, but there is dual POV which shows how bessoted he is at the end. Well written smut in right amount.
    Hermione is strong and capable, but no marry sue.
    The story gets better the longer it is.. first chapters a bit slow paced..

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    A childish prank goes awry and Hermione is forced into the position of saving Snape's life. When an assault on the castle by rogue Death Eaters leads to Hermione's capture and her life is in peril... will Snape return the favor?
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    She couldn't let it go. She couldn't stop thinking about it. Those precious few minutes of peril.

    Her entire world as it had previously revolved now entered the orbit of something with much greater gravity. And hard though she tried to deny it, Snape was somehow at the center of this new and dizzying revolution.

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    19 Jun 2026