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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    At some point their relationship got fucked up enough that Ilya helps wax Shane’s pubes when they’re in town together, instead of doing normal couple things like watching Iron Chef or having brunch. Ilya thinks it started happening around, after the time he had to beg Shane not to bleach his asshole but before they both started peeing while taking showers together. “I just want a clean slate,” he tells Ilya very seriously, but they come to a compromise that he should keep something short and trimmed above his dick. Ilya, on the other hand, is under strict instruction to never touch any of his pubic hair, lest Shane have nothing to hold on to when he’s working the head with the back of his throat, so it’s kind of a shock when he says, “We should wax your ass too.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov gets fisted.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Good to see you,” Kip said, pushing his glasses up his nose once Scott set him down, “did Shane put you to work today?”

    “A little,” Scott said, “but I didn’t mind.”

    He caught Shane smiling at them then, that soft, unguarded grin that only ever appeared when Shane was watching people he trusted, and Scott saw the thought forming there now - the same one that surfaced every time they were all together like this these days. How strange it was that this was where things had landed. None of them had ever aimed for this, exactly, and yet here they were, settled into it all the same.

    Scott had assumed that Kip would want a little time alone with him when he arrived. Kip, apparently, disagreed.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    At the 2021 All-Star Games in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Ilya comes to Scott with a proposition.

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    17 Mar 2026