TheElevatorsNotWorthy
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Black Coffee by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
08 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd was pissed.
His air-conditioner was broken, one of his apartment’s lightbulbs had blown, he only had one teabag left and his favourite mug had recently become too closely acquainted with the far wall.
So, yes, it was safe to say that Jason Todd was pretty pissed off indeed.And then Tim Drake appeared.
Or, Jason Todd needs therapy and Tim Drake needs to sleep. Only one of these things happens.
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The Deer Smells like Burnt Almond Cookies by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
01 May 2024
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A man, with his dog and his truck, are off to complete a delivery.
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Not with a Bang but a Whimper by TheElevatorsNotWorthy
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
01 May 2024
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When Dr Ava Maddox was in her late twenties, between two of the doctorates, she dated a woman.
Then Betelgeuse exploded, and, well, who was she in the face of the whole universe?Based on a true story.
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your noble son is mad (we much longed to see you) by Mercury_n_Jem
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU (Comics)
10 Jul 2026
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Jason shoved his jacket and helmet into his backpack with a sigh. He hadn't come up with a single way to properly reveal himself—for the second time. The first time, he'd been focused on making something poetic, dramatic, satisfying of it all. But with just a few words, it'd all been meaningless.
World's Greatest Detective, my ass.
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Due to a series of mishaps, Bruce doesn't know that Jason is Red Hood, and subsequently, neither does anybody else in Gotham.
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08 Jul 2026
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so so so good, I can't wait for this to be finished. will be rereading many times over
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Despondent by WritingTypeShit
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
28 Jan 2026
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Jason knew and hated all that he'd done to Tim.
Tim was, by fucking fact, a competent, well trained, and insanely skilled vigilante that Jaosn had had the displeasure to try to murder.
Now they were road tripping to Minnesota of all places for a case Jason had to beg him to join in on, with an additional bribe of Pop-Tarts and the promise to but the entire Eastern Seaboard's supply of Zesti (specifically blue raspberry).
Totally not awkward at all, and it's totally not like Jason had had a slow-developing crush of Tim.
Business as usual.
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Day 12: Shaking
“You're just as stubborn as they say, Hood,” the man praises. Something dark settles in his gut. “It'll make it all that much more fun to break you down, and build you back up. Doesn't that sound fun to you?”
Series
- Part 7 of Whumpcember 2024: Jason Todd Edition
- Part 1 of Shocking, I know
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hello darkness, my old friend by Spiffy07
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Jun 2026
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Swaying, Jason reached up to his ear. "Oracle," he said hoarsely. "O, I could- I could really use an extraction right about now."
Nothing, not even white noise anymore. Jason's fingers found the tacky blood smeared on the little device, then his arm dropped, suddenly too heavy.
"Shoulda known this is how it would go," he muttered to himself. "Shoulda expected this."
(AKA Jason gets into a situation and his comm isn’t working)
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"“Please. I just want to go home. I won’t tell anyone… I promise. You can let me go and I won’t say a word"
A scream that should have blown the speaker apart cut off the last syllable, and Jason pressed the power button. But the screams didn’t stop because they were happening in real time. There was someone, still alive, close enough for him to reach them before it was too late.
The splashing almost drowned out the screams as his boots churned up stagnant water and he moved forward almost blindly. The screams turned into hysterical sobs, and Jason thought: Hang on, please hang on.
And then the laughter drowned out everything else."
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or : For the first time in years, Jason's life is finally settling down—until one routine patrol ends in a murder that makes him the target of a sadistic telepath.