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As the years wind on, immortals can often find that they are at odds with themselves. An endless future before, an immutable past behind, it can be painfully easy to simply let go of all that matters, and fall to the background.
That's why it's good to have hobbies. Like Maenahîr does. He wants to conquer the world. And with a thousand years of experience in fighting, scheming, conquering, and cheating, not to mention a degree of foreknowledge, he's better-positioned than most to make his efforts into reality, even with the number of responsibilities, obligations, petty grievances, and master plans he is juggling at all times. The only problem is that there are others in the world with similar designs, and he is notoriously bad at sharing. In the words of one such rival: "This world isn't yours to conquer."
So he will need to get... creative.
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The World of Otome Games is a Perfectly Balanced Experience With Absolutely No Exploits by TheMonkeyTypewriter
Fandoms: 乙女ゲー世界はモブに厳しい世界です - 三嶋与夢 | The World of Otome Games is Tough For Mobs - Mishima Yomu
18 Mar 2024
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An OC/SI by the name of Alan Fou Varez vows internally to make this new, semi-familiar world of airships, mecha, dungeon-delving, and lame romantic plots (that beget massive warfare and death on an untold scale) into one that serves him well.
This will not be nearly as easy as he believes it will, especially when he finds himself out in the world with nothing but a sword, a shoddy little airboat, and no choice but to dungeon-delve to make ends meet... but a rich friend or two can go a long way.
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Goro Akechi wakes up after being shot through the head by his cognitive shadow. He wakes up to a reality in reverse. One where his life took a wildly different path, and so did his counterpart's.
A Roleswap AU concocted by a friend, and (hopefully effectively!) brought to life by me.
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Assorted short stories revolving around the Gotham Union of Goons, AKA... The Goonion.
1 - Ne-Goontiating Table: Mick, Jeremy, and Brass, Goonion representatives, attempt to talk one of the Goonion's employers around to adding something new to the standard benefits package for hired criminals... but this particular benefit is a bit of a sore spot. It's a coin flip whether or not he'll go for it, and it's even odds on whether or not they get to walk away!
Primarily comedic in nature (hopefully) I intend to basically make a few jokes about Gotham and its criminal and vigilante cultures, without actually treating them as complete jokes. Basically, trying to have fun without completely undercutting the setting and any tension it might hold, by way of focusing on OCs in comparatively lower-stakes situations.
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The found journal of a loser from the Artifice track, desperate to be remembered for something. Even if it's just a few half-baked weapons.
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Haruno Sakura. Her. A paranoid, pessimistic, 'I don't wanna die' oriented young woman that knows exactly where she stands in a world where Naruto and Sasuke exist. Not at the top.
This is our hero, people. She's the token teammate. And, you know what? That's fine. They don't get put into the bingo books. They get to go home to their families at the end of the day. This is fine.
No matter how hard her hot, blonde friend tries to convince her otherwise.
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- Part 1 of Bench Warmer
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15 Jun 2026
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Bookmark for around chapter 13, I think? Sakura and Ino were just getting back to sexy-times again.
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Carl Grimes dies with the cold barrel of a pistol pressed against his temple.
And then he wakes up.
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- Part 1 of Faded Dreams (Shine Brightly Now)
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Daisy by hautepink
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Jan 2026
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An unfortunate sophomore in college finds herself waking up after passing out in the midst of an all-night study session in the middle of a hospital. This would be concerning even without the fact that she seems to be in labor, and Sally Jackson is very much not her name.
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The Secret Third Option (Isekai) by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (Telltale Video Game)
06 Jul 2026
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Lee Everett was a good man, despite his past. He closed his eyes for the last time at the end of Season One, meeting an inevitable fate. It was unfair, how quickly it had all gone badly. If only there was another way, and if only there was the freedom for more choices...
Sara is a 24 year old woman, working a dead-end job with no family to speak of, not even a cat. Since she was 14 she'd found comfort in Lee's character, despite his brutal and unlucky fate. The idea that even a criminal could be a kind guardian to a scared little orphaned girl was a concept she relied on during dark childhood days. One night, after her hundredth replay of the game, Sara wakes up to find herself in Clementine's treehouse, with a man pounding on a sliding glass door...
(I cried again at Season 1 of TWDG, and couldn't find a fix-it fic. This is a self-indulgent, save everyone route because fuck it, Lee should have lived.)
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- Part 1 of Stories by Me (Anonymous)
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Wherein the Quarian Migrant Fleet runs into a BnL Axiom-class starliner, and events proceed apace.