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The night of the 2008 Grammy Awards continues with out favourite robo-duo playing at the afterparty.
Rihanna has the hots for Thomas, apparently.
Guy-Manuel has a heart to heart with Lady Gaga behind a dumpster.
Many cigarettes are smoked, many words exchanged.
And the night is still young...Continuation of the "Completely Funked Up" narrative, but works as a standalone fic as well.
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- Part 2 of Do Robots Dream in Technicolor?
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The Daft Punk perform with Kanye West at the 2008 Grammy Awards.
Thomas is nervous, but quite in his right mind.
Guy-Manuel, on the other hand, is drunk.The "true" story behind the 2008 Grammys.:)
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- Part 1 of Do Robots Dream in Technicolor?
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In the desert wasteland, a fool and a thief meet.
In the desert citadel, an empress is in need of an assistance.
On an ocean shore, a group of dreamers is waiting for a wake-up call.Road trip, anyone?
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I´d Like to Screw You (The Screwsong for Charles) by The_Colonel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
04 Dec 2014
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This is a one-shot, although set in the same storyline as "The Lion Will Not Sleep Tonight". It may, or may not actually take place sometime during the unfolding of the longer fic´s plot. I´m not sure, yet. :)
Obviously, it helps if you know the context, but it can be read as a standalone work.
All you need to know is that Erik is a (were)lion, Charles is very angry with him and Raven decides to help.
Oh, and yes, I took a liberty with one of The Beatles songs ("I´m Looking Through You") and rewrote the lyrics The_Colonel style.
I´m going to Hell for this...Series
- Part 2 of The Circus Freaks
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The Lion Will Not Sleep Tonight by The_Colonel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
03 Dec 2014
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Erik is a (were)lion hell bent on revenge, Charles is a friendly lion tamer who just wants to help.
Need I say more?
Oh yes, there will be porn in later chapters. Beware. There be monsters. (sic inside Erik´s trousers)Series
- Part 1 of The Circus Freaks
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19 Jun 2026
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Robby's elderly neighbours are far more robust than he gives them credit for.
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18 Jun 2026
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For a man with a name as long as his, it is a strange but true fact that Michael ‘Robby’ Robinavitch didn't actually have a nickname until he was six years old.
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Robby has always been a man of many names.
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18 Jun 2026
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Robby shifted the takeout bag to his left hand as he unlocked the door to Jack's condo, then walked in. He started to call out—
A moan stopped him short. He zeroed in on the black leather couch, spotting a naked woman riding an equally naked Jack, flat on his back, his hands obscene on her hips as he pulled her down onto him.
No, not just a naked woman. A naked Emery Walsh.
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16 Jun 2026
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Sometimes.
Every now and again.
Jack and Robby fuck.
There’s no real rhyme or reason for when it happens. It’s not always after a difficult shift, and it rarely happens when they both have the day off. Just sometimes, every now and again, Jack will turn up at Robby’s home, or Robby will knock on Jack’s apartment door, and when that happens, they just head straight for the bedroom.
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Robby and Jack's very secret, very casual relationship gets discovered at work and Robby struggles to deal with being the center of attention
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07 Jun 2026