The_Patchwork_Monster
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Kyle finds himself drawn to his window as a mysterious figure escapes into the forest, this turns into a routine of sorts.
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- Part 1 of racehorse; get married
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[Notice: this fic is currently unfinished one day i may come back and finish it but that is an indefinite timeline]
Ivan and Mathew are trapped in a time loop and the thought of an eternity alone pushes the two together in something of an ironic turn of events.
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- Part 1 of Time Loop
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The weeks Which Followed by The_Patchwork_Monster
Fandoms: The Motherless Oven (Graphic Novel)
02 Jan 2023
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Castro and Scarper share a house and start a vague relationship, I don't know I wrote this at like 4am because I require content for these two
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Jimmy, the court jester, falls for the crowned prince in the dead of night
this is just the start, kinda just trying to get more Jyle on here
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- Part 2 of racehorse; get married
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Tweek and Craig are having marital problems and neither have the words to fix if.
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NEW ACHIEVEMENT! And They Were Roommates by eclectillector
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
22 Jun 2026
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You know, Crawler, historians used to have a fascinating habit.
Two men would live together for forty years. They'd share a house. Share a bed. Raise a cat together. Leave each other everything in their wills. Write letters so disgustingly affectionate that they make romance novels look emotionally constipated.
And historians would look at all of this and conclude:
"What close friends."
Amazing.
Truly a level of denial normally reserved for cult leaders, reality television contestants, and people who think they're "just being nice."
Now, to be fair, housing costs are terrible. Sometimes two fully grown men do end up sharing an apartment. Sometimes they do sleep in the same bed. Sometimes they do spend every waking moment worrying about each other. Sometimes they do accidentally build a life together.
But eventually, Crawler, there comes a point where you're not fooling anybody anymore.
Not the audience.
Not the cat.
And definitely not yourselves.
REWARD:
You've unlocked the passive skill: Heterosexuality (Contested).The effectiveness of this skill decreases every time you call your roommate "family."
Bookmarked by The_Patchwork_Monster
25 Jun 2026
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Alfred and Ivan have taken the cold war too far- Everyone immediately blames Ivan, of course Alfred is an idiot, but he’s also a hero… whether or not is was him who fired first. Now there have been months on months of nuclear winter. Matthew is alone, as always in Canada, far from anyone. He decides to embark on the travel to go to Europe, where there are more countries.
Alfred is nowhere to be seen.
Ivan is struggling to find a way to go back- to fix the damage- and he needs someone’s help. Trouble is brewing- no one is willing to lend a hand… except a Canadian that is a little too kind.
Bookmarked by The_Patchwork_Monster
28 Nov 2020
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genuinely my favourite fic of all time, its absolutely perfectly crafted to my interests ;v;
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At last, Matthew has escaped. Now he must find his way home with the help of a mysterious travelling doctor, Ivan. As they go from town to town they learn they have more in common than they think...
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A prince runs away and a bard follows.
Bookmarked by The_Patchwork_Monster
15 Nov 2021
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looooved, very sad its probably discontinued
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and when i sing, don't i sing your name out
right at the same time that i sing my own?-
Prague, throughout the seasons.
Johan: oil on canvas.
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- Part 2 of poetry, art, music
Bookmarked by The_Patchwork_Monster
07 Mar 2025
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actually one of the most beautiful things ive ever read