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If we could have been together (murder media) by The_printer_licker
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
06 Jul 2026
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Voxs doomsday weapon explodes killing half the pentagram he finally wiped that smile off Alastors face but god decides to teabag Vox and give him a second chance letting him go back to when he was alive visiting the New Orleans on business
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READ THE TAGS I was unsatisfied on how we didn’t really get much of Vincent‘s cult and how it operated so I’m fixing that kinda I have no clue if I’m gonna finish this or not and enjoy
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People You Know To People You Don't by lefttesticalofbelisarius
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Jun 2026
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“Reverse it, do something!”
“It’s irreversible, something impossible must happen for him to remember you.”
“Alastor come on, shouldn’t you be happy? He won’t bother you anymore.” Charlie said.
“He wasn’t bothering me.” Alastor said as he became a more normal size. “He hated me and I hated him. It was perfect! You refuse to acknowledge it Charlie but love is not the only emotion that brings caring about someone. You have to care for someone to hate them too! He cared about me enough to hate me! I care about him enough to hate. But now? Now he doesn’t hate me. He won’t bother me. He doesn’t care enough! But I still hate him. I still care about him enough to hate. Where does that leave me? What am I now? He calls me Mister! Not my name, not my nickname, fucking Mister like I am someone who he stumble upon on his morning walk!
“He wants my attention? Well he fucking got it, congratulations!”
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After season 2, Vox erases his memories of Alastor and makes it impossible for them to get triggered but Alastor takes the challange and befriends him again to make him remember. Feelings get involved again…
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Bookmarked by The_printer_licker
16 Jun 2026
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Mmmmmm yummy static silence I barely see any of it nowadays so it’s refreshing to see Alastor suffer for once
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Vincent Whittman, a young failed Broadway actor, turned to television to become the brightest star and trailblazer.
However, fate had other plans for his path to stardom...
Bookmarked by The_printer_licker
16 Jun 2026
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Ts is so creative. Where does one even come up with such an idea? WE LOVE NIFFTY
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Alastor's Accidental Acquisition of a Housewife by eggcats
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 May 2024
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How Alastor and Vox met - you've heard of accidental sugar daddy Alastor? How about accidental "I think I kidnapped myself a house-husband" Alastor, and a Vox who just discovered he's really Into being a housewife?
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- Part 1 of My Housewife Vox Agenda
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“It’s quite the opposite, actually. I’ve come to help you,” Alastor said, as if it wasn’t the most ridiculous thing Vox had ever heard.
“How stupid do you think I am?”
“Exceedingly so,” Alastor smirked and Vox scowled. He’d walked right into that one.
Alastor held up his hands in a sassy, little shrug. “But as I told you earlier, you helped me break a chain that’s been a thorn in my side for a very long time. So I believe I owe you more than a simple thank you. Look, I even brought you a gift.”
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Vox is forced to deal with the consequences of his failed takeover of Heaven in the worst way he can imagine. Being left alone with his own thoughts. Thankfully, his arch rival and old crush Alastor shows up to distract him.
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19 May 2026
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They are so gay it physically hurts me THE DANCES along with the videos of the people actually dancing top-tier. I just love it when they randomly break out into dance. It full’s my heart with so much joy.
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- Beloved marine biologist and television personality, media proclaimed “Shark Whisperer”, Vincent Whittman, pronounced dead this afternoon, July 9th, 1955, at approximately 3:35pm Eastern Standard Time, following a violent frenzy that broke out during a live programming block for this year’s annual Maritime Summer event. America mourns one of its brightest stars tonight following this tragedy -
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I had this thought of, "What if Vox was a marine biologist when he was alive instead of working for a news station?" and then it spiraled out of control from there. This AU has gotten so elaborate, so buckle up buttercup! You're in for a wild ride!