Theawkwardchemist



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    Fourteen years. Fourteen Valentine’s Days.
    [A series of vignettes]

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Additional adventures and one-offs of our 00Q series Concatenation

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    26 Jun 2026

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    The always sassy, sometimes painful, consistently smutty explorations of the romance between a quartermaster and his agent.

    This series also has timestamps!

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    25 Jun 2026

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    London isn’t as safe for his heart as James Bond had assumed.

    When Q is badly injured in an accident, to everyone’s surprise—including Q's!—James volunteers to move into the quartermaster’s flat and assist with the first week of his convalescence. Their time alone together will test James’s acting skills and his resolve; can James conceal his deep feelings from Q? Or will Q finally catch on to James Bond's secret?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “I bet you can’t name five things that make me an attractive option.” Q cocks his head, as if considering Bond. “We can’t all seduce our way to as long a trail of broken lovers as you. Even at your advanced age.”

    Q thinks Bond is incapable of actually being offended, hence why he feels safe to throw aspersions his way. Indeed, Bond’s eyes register surprise, then they crinkle in amusement.

    “I bet you I can name six.”

    “Hmm?”

    “Six reasons why our dear Quartermaster is a catch. Number one, you’re incredibly charming.”

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    Or, what if Bond crashes Q’s date that night and never bloody leaves. A slow burn following NTTD and beyond, including Bond and Q discovering what they want in life and how to be the kind of people that can hold onto it.

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    16 Jun 2026