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“Tea!” Crowley declared. “You love a good cup of tea!” He snapped his fingers and handed Aziraphale a mug of tea.
Aziraphale sniffled into it. “Miracle tea is just never as good as made tea.”
“I’ll make you a cup of tea, then,” Crowley said determinedly. He went to Aziraphale’s little kitchen and hunted for tea. He found a tin labeled tea leaves. He took down Aziraphale’s favorite mug, with the angel wings, and scooped tea into it. He looked critically into the mug and scooped more tea in. Then a bit more. Then he added another dash for good measure. The mug was nearly ¾ full with tea leaves. He didn’t add more; it seemed like plenty to him.
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Following the lack of the End of the World, Aziraphale falls into a depression, sure that he'll never have the chance to find his soulmate now.
Crowley's determined to help Aziraphale, even if it means losing him.
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It would be easier, Aziraphale thinks, if he could just stop seeing Crowley. Shake hands on a job well-done and walk away.
But he can’t. Not just for Crowley’s sake -- who has been very jumpy since the bookshop fire -- but his own, also. Aziraphale genuinely enjoys his company. They can talk about things they can’t with anyone else. He feels most himself around Crowley. And yes, he worries quite a lot about the hapless demon.
If only Crowley didn’t want to Talk.
Following Armageddon, Crowley is ready to move forward. Aziraphale thinks he needs more time.
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Aziraphale was fretting. He had been fretting for a good hour or so, ever since he’d emerged from Hell and sat down on the appointed bench to wait for Crowley. He rather thought he’d have been fretting regardless, but he was in a particular lather because he noticed he was wearing his own corporation, not Crowley’s.
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Going to the park after their switch and failed executions, Crowley is unavoidably delayed. And that's just the beginning of the problem. -
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It is lost to the mists of time* just why Aziraphale or Crowley had ever thought they should apply to be on the Great British Bake-Off. No one but Aziraphale and Crowley recall what happened after they made that decision.
*This is a lie. It’s lost to the mists of excessive alcohol consumption.
Having made their decision to become contestants on the Great British Bake-Off, Aziraphale and Crowley did absolute zero research into how one applies for said show, and simply imagined that very good amateur bakers are approached to compete.
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John Watson is utterly BAMF and basically a goddamn madman. Following are stories of him in Afghanistan and him in London, being the craziest bastard ever (Sherlock is besotted).
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Bertie Meets Aliens by ThetaSigma
Fandom Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Jeeves & Wooster, Torchwood
27 May 2012
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Everyone knows if you refuse to kiss someone under the mistletoe, you have bad luck until you give in and finally kiss them.
When Harry and Severus are caught under the mistletoe, Harry sees the horrified look on Severus's face and refuses the kiss, hoping to save their friendship. Severus assumes Harry is repulsed by him and no longer wishes to be his friend.
Can they sort this out before the bad luck puts Harry's life in mortal danger?
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01 Jul 2026
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For the prompt: Technology goes wrong. do with that as you will
Severus Snape has taught chemistry using a chalkboard for his entire career, so he is less than thrilled to be told he must use some sort of electronic white board instead. When he finds out the son of his childhood bully has been hired as tech support, he is sure he won't survive the school year. And yet Harry is nothing like Severus thought he would be, and he is forced to reconsider how he views his past, his educational philosophy, and even himself.
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30 Jun 2026
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Just because the war's over doesn't mean Severus wants anything to do with Harry Potter. When he almost drowns and finds out Harry is the one who saved him, he's forced to realize he might have been wrong about Harry after all.
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30 Jun 2026
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Harry desperately wants to be Severus's submissive, but after seeing Severus in action at a club, he knows he could never be what Severus wants. Severus shows him the error of his thinking.
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30 Jun 2026
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During the final battle, Severus takes a curse meant for Harry and becomes 18 years younger. Now a war hero and the closest to attractive he's ever going to get, Severus decides it's time to win over the man he loves. He reads a book and learns all about "the friend zone," which is apparently what's stopping Harry from falling in love with him. According to the book, the best way to change his status from friend to lover is to make Harry jealous. But what happens if the book's advice actually pushes Harry away from him instead?
Bookmarked by ThetaSigma
30 Jun 2026