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    Dr Captain Ryland Grace returns to an Earth that had long designated him “history”; 58 years old, and with a body that ached in vicious revenge, Grace wanted to take Rocky and Adrian through the wonders of Planet Earth before his time came.

     

    Rocky and Adrian would very much like it if Grace stopped referencing his mortality, and are finding Earth about as peculiar and spectacular as the man the planet gave them.

     

    Earth is pleasantly surprised to see their intergalactic neighbours at their doorstep, and would very much like to confiscate Grace from Rocky for scientific study, because how the fuck was he still alive.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    At the edge of the Kingdom, Oro finds the corpse of a warrior fallen from grace. As respite for his own past failings, he takes it upon himself to heal the broken spirit.

    What he doesn't expect is the idiot to bring every moron in Hallownest flocking to his door.

    This is why he can't have nice things.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Death, Frank decided, was overrated.

    The last thing he remembered was applause maybe it was screaming. Hard to tell the difference, really.

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    04 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    How do you go about life when you're an octopus masquerading as an ordinary suburban father? That's what Octodad wants to know. Though so far, he seems to have all the answers. His wife, his children, his neighbours...Nobody suspects a thing!

    But things take a turn for the dark when Octodad's family drags him along to a festering prison of iniquity (i.e. the aquarium) for what is to them a day of excitement, but to Octodad is a day of danger. And not just because of that crazy chef guy who does suspect a thing and would like to make octopus sushi rolls out of the poor, er, man!

    Still, Octodad has made it this far, he might as well keep going. His home, the grocery store, the aquarium itself, even bananas-nothing is going to get in the way of him and his secret identity. For however long he can keep it up!

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Hank says, ‘Do you remember this place at all, Connor?’
    And Connor knows what he means is, Do you remember me at all?

    After Connor's found outside Zlatko's house with his memory wiped, it's up to Hank to help the android remember who he is. Meanwhile, Connor's trying to solve a mystery that's not adding up. He knows the solution must be in his memories, somewhere—if only he could access them.

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    16 Mar 2026