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    “I love him,” Shane says so simply that it catches JJ off guard.

    Well, fuck. If Shane loves him, then JJ has to at least try to like him too, he promises himself. Fuck.

    “I’ll… try.”

    “Thank you.”

    “But if his favourite player is Rozanov, I’m asking Hayden for help to bury his body.”

     

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    In which Ilya is still a hockey player and Shane is the nerdy ornithologist who makes loons everyone’s problem.

    Or, 5 times people learn that the nerdy TA obsessed with loons has a boyfriend. And 1 time they learn that said boyfriend is Ilya Rozanov.

    Featuring a certain Russian figure skating living legend with silver hair. Ariana, what are you doing over here?

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Ilya takes Shane and a bunch of their Centaurs teammates to the legendary New York gay sports bar - The Kingfisher. Shane quickly discovers, to his own horror, that the entire team has been placing several bets on his first encounter with a gay bar.

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    Ilya was holding seventy Canadian dollars in his hands.
    “What the fuck man?” Shane snapped the money out of Ilya's hand, staring at it with wild eyes.
    “Is good investment, betting on your behavior,” Ilya mused, retrieving the money from Shane and stuffing it into the back pocket of his pants.
    “You did what!?”
    “It was Rozy's idea,” Bood explained the obvious, still Shane tried to give him a sympathetic smile. He meant well. They all probably did. Everyone had their own way of dealing with this menace that happened to be Shane Hollander's husband.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    It is tradition for the players to give their Quidditch jumpers to their romantic partners (or those they want to be their romantic partners.)
    James loves and lives Quidditch - the problem is that Gryffindor keeps losing! He needs a good luck charm: His boyfriend finally wearing his jumper, for example.

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    01 Aug 2024