4 Works by TooFastHeartbeat
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Phil Waston's Guide to Accidentally Lying to His Friends by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
27 May 2026
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7 years ago, a Tom Doe was placed in foster care. A year after that, he was adopted by one Phillip Waston, who lived in northern England and had a stable career as a content creator.
Two years after that, Tommyinnit started his channel, a mimicry of his father’s. He wanted, desperately, to do as his father did. At most it would be a fun hobby, right?
Right.
Or irl fic except Tommy is Phil's adopted son, and no one knows because they both suck at confrontation
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Fic contains Wilbur Soot- I am not a Wilbur Soot sympathizer, that man can die, I just have a hard time letting go. Support and Believe all Victims -
Tommy, This is Not How You Get Help by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Apr 2026
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A couple thousand or so years ago, the Angel disappeared to sleep. Whether the sleep be cursed or natural no one knew. When he left, other gods went silent, no longer responding to prayers, and providing no favor or wrath would they normally would. The world would fall into disarray without them to help keep things in check. But to wake the Angel without good reason would be your demise, as many learned.
Tommy, however, did not know or care about these legends. He just wanted to save his friends man.
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Or One god becomes attached to this sad mortal child and drags his sons into helping him
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Or, or this is what I've been writing instead of my other stories
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Technoblade became a hero out of necessity. Not morals, not fame, not even bitter revenge. Just... necessity. Something needed to pay the bills and an English degree wasn't going to do it.
He was a top hero now, only four years onto his career, with both his brothers trailing behind. Things weren't perfect, but it wasn't like his past could come bite him in the ass anymore then it already had...
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Or, Technoblade gets chased down and emotionally beaten up by a past he thought was long dead. It doesn't go well for anyone. -
Segmentation by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Severance (TV), QSMP | Quackity SMP
31 Jul 2025
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At Ovumlo, every worker is like family! The values of our leaders are shared amongst all, from the lowest roots to the highs branches out our large family tree! Severed, whole, it doesn't matter. All are welcome parts our wonderful goal of human connection.
It's company policy after all!
Phil honestly thought the policy was shit, but who was asking him.
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Or DSMP Severance AU because I finally got around to watching the show and got attached
**ON HAITUS**