TortoiseMaiden
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The week before Harry Potter’s eleventh birthday passes with nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary. His birthday is a non-event, the same as it has been every year for nearly a decade.
Petunia Dursley breathes a sigh of relief.
No letters from the unmentionable school are dropped through their door, no owls - nor cats! - keep watch over their house, and she will never know that if things had gone to plan, her husband would be forced to spend a back-achingly long Wednesday night camped in front of their boarded-up letter slot.
All is well at No. 4 Privet Drive, and the Dursleys couldn’t be much happier. The less said about Harry Potter, the better.
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She looks almost as pale as four months before, when the Devil followed them home.
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Less than forty-eight hours after the total destruction of Statesman, Agent Tequila, Ginger Ale, and a reluctant lepidopterist find themselves in a tailor shop in Savile Row.
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26 Jun 2026
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light a fire in the dark by Stratisphyre
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2025
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The celebration which followed Tianlang-jun’s imprisonment might have been the most elaborate to which Shen Qingqiu had ever been invited.
It was also, in Shen Qingqiu’s opinion, obscene.
Or, the Qing generation ascends prior to Tianlang-jun’s imprisonment. The ensuing changes echo across many lifetimes.
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everything you love lies unbroken by Stratisphyre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2026
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Their Chief Cultivator’s command to bring them all together seemed oddly more pointed this year than it had before. Or Nie Niubai’s had, at the very least. He suspected he hadn’t been the only one wondering why Wen Ruohan had abruptly demanded their presence in Nightless City, when such requests usually came with far more pomp and circumstance and less command.
Following an unexpected discovery at Wen Ruohan’s latest Discussion Conference, Nie Mingjue’s father changes the course of fate for many different lives.
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25 Jun 2026
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Fffffffffuckkkkk
Top class fic right HEREEEEE -
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Wei Wuxian puts a hand to his head, brain lost in fog. “Lan Zhan,” he pants. “Why are we here? Are we on a hunt?”
As Lan Zhan tries to remember, his brow furrows. He shakes his head slightly. “I don’t know.”
“This is bad,” Wei Wuxian says. When Lan Zhan cups his cheek again, sparks burst behind Wei Wuxian’s eyes. “Or maybe it’s not,” he says unthinkingly. Sighs, almost. Lan Zhan looks at his own arm like it's betrayed him. Wei Wuxian closes his eyes and presses his face into Lan Zhan’s palm. “Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan,” he murmurs. “What’s happening to us?”
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01 Jun 2026
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fans for hanguang-jun by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Oct 2023
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“What I mean,” Wei Wuxian repeats with as much gravitas as he can muster, “is that every single day in their marriage bed, the Yiling Laozu sp—spears open the most esteemed Hanguang-jun on his—his mmmmmmonster cock!!!”
wei wuxian gets kidnapped by a team of belligerent bottoms.
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29 May 2026
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SOOOO GOOD
Hilarious!!