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    “Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"

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    Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.

    Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    The best time to change the future is now. The best time to change the present? Well, that’s apparently one year, four months, and three days ago.

    When Miles gets the chance to rewrite history, this time, he’s going to get it right. But is it even possible to change canon events? Or is everything predetermined to go down like it had?

    The future of Earth 1610’s Spider-Man depends on what Miles does now, and he’s determined to save more than his own life along the way.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen

    In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say:
    1) You saw what? No, you didn't.
    2) It's an anemo vision thing!
    3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked...
    4) It wasn't me?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) !
    5) Everything in combination

    An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes.

    Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "So, what great building did our master architect work on this time?"

    Nothing. Four days ago, Kaveh thought he would never work on anything again.

    "Where were you when Sumeru needed you most?"

    Dying.

    (Or: the one where Kaveh was born with Eleazar)

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    11 Jun 2026