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Harry's Got a Gun (to the tune of Janie's Got a Gun by Aerosmith) by Fallout Boy by TheCheshireBat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2024
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Based on this prompt that probably came from Tumblr first, but I found it on Facebook this morning and lost my damn mind. I wrote this whole mess today. I'm sorry.
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AU where Harry says, “Fuck it,” with his entire childhood trauma-filled chest, takes a fistful of gold to Muggle London the summer after 4th year, gets his hands on a pistol, and then gives Dobby a call.Imagine Voldemort chilling in Malfoy Manor when some house elf in 16 hats and 27 pairs of colorful socks rolls up with a .45 like, “Mr. Harry Potter Sir sends his regards.”
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26 May 2026
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Hermione had given up trying to keep up; she bit through the pain and kept her own slow, steady pace. Ahead the group ran into the aisle, none of them even looking back to see if Hermione was still with them.
She felt rather than heard the body slide up to her, and in one swift motion her wand was taken from her. Someone whispered, from so close she could feel the breath caressing her ear, “Muddy, what's with the slow walk? Don't you want to be with your friends when they get caught?”
Hermione huffed, bitter and exhausted, “Well, if my friends,” the word laced with venom, “would ever listen, we'd not be here at all. And if they ever thought about my walking speed we'd indeed be together.”
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26 May 2026
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First, there was Tom by thosewhowanderwithfire for Nevah_Maerd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2022
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What if Hogwarts was sentient when Tom Riddle arrived at her gates? What if she took offence to Dumbledore's treatment of him?
What if everything changed?Series
- Part 2 of Protect: to keep safe from harm
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23 May 2026
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Severus stumbles across a young feral child in a muggle forest.
Turns out it's Harry Potter, and he's a werewolf.
Bet that wasn't part of Dumbledore's plan...
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17 May 2026
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Harry Potter and the Power of Burearucracy by WigglySlime
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2025
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When Harry gets chosen to be the fourth Champion in the Triwizard Tournament (how does that even work?)
He decides to ask the one man with enough of a stick up his behind to not let such a flagrant breaking of rules go unpunished.
Evil plots stand no chance against the universes most obstructive bureaucrat.
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- Part 6 of Harry Potter One-Shots
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13 May 2026