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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Noelle shivers, her body twisted uncomfortably, yet she can not bring any meager energy into fixing herself. She’s certain she looks like a mess. Her clothes are heavy on her matted fur, hair sticking from every possible angle - truly hideous. Noelle smiles, despite it all. Her mother would scold her for her appearance if she found her like this.

    She’d never find them, though. Not here. The other side of the lake.

    Noelle feels a sort of hysteria that she knows is wrong. She knows what she feels is horrible. What she did is horrible. What she will do is horrible. It didn’t matter anymore, though. She’s finally broken free of the glass that encased her. Why would she not embrace this new feeling of peace?

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Marinette has reached the end of her tether. Hawkmoth is running her ragged as Ladybug, and after three years Lila has finally managed to make good on her promise to ruin her life and leave her all alone. Desperate and exhausted, Marinette finally decides to take drastic measures; something’s gotta give, and that something can’t be Ladybug. She decides to take her civilian self out of the equation for a while, but a terrible sleep-deprived decision forces her to put things into motion way before she’s ready. Now she has to try and stick to her guns, despite the devastation she’s left in her wake…which for some reason seems to have hit Adrien and Chat Noir the hardest.

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    01 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Three months ago, Kris had given up their soul to save the world and bring Dess home. She’d walked back out of the bunker just the same as she’d gone in, except holding a dead Kris in her arms. Dess took to her old life well enough to fool most of the town, but not her family.

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    27 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Frylock and Shake get married—purely for financial gain, of course.

    “If your household circumstances change,” he read, “you may be eligible for reassessment under joint filing status.”

    Shake blinked. “Joint what now?”

    Frylock’s mouth felt dry. “They’re talking about married households.”

    The word landed wrong. It lingered heavily in the air, unwelcome.

    There was a beat. Then Shake barked out a laugh. “Oh. Oh my god. Oh, that’s good.”

    “Shake—”

    “You hear that, Meatwad?” Shake said, pointing wildly. “We just gotta get gay-married for the IRS! Finally, my lifelong dream: matrimony for tax purposes!”

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Shake gets a call from Frylock asking him to pick up Meatwad from school after he got into a fight. He takes this as an opportunity to try reframing himself as somewhat of an - albeit odd - parental figure.

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    author desperately clings to fix-it fics and wants the three of them to be happy for once

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    14 Jun 2026