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Arielle asked for a temporary truce.
Ulfric Stormcloak asked for her hand in marriage.
But how will she cope when it comes time to fulfill her end of the deal?(War quests referenced but not followed.)
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Breathing Water by Thanatopsiturvy
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
14 Feb 2020
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Neloth is a scholar, first and foremost.
Upon hearing a great rumor, he embarks upon a journey to find The Arms of Chaos: two staves of legend capable of unspeakable power.
As a precautionary measure, he hires Teldryn Sero, the self-proclaimed "Best Swordsman in All of Morrowind." However, Neloth is one of the few people still alive who knows Teldryn's little secret.
With their fates intertwined, the two Dunmer head for Skyrim, unaware of the trials that lay before them, as well as the rewards their journey might reap.
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Honorary titles for this story:
"Neloth & Teldryn's Excellent Adventure" and "How to Win Friends and Achieve Your Goals by Almost Dying" (thanks FourCatProductions)Series
- Part 1 of Legends Never Die
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15 Oct 2024
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When Argis is made housecarl to the new thane of Markarth, what he expects is a boring life, trailing after a spoiled, disdainful nobleman. What he wants is a brave warrior, a friend he can fight alongside.
What he gets, though... is one surprise after another.
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- Part 1 of A Warrior's Heart: A Skyrim Love Story
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15 Oct 2024
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The Dragonborn's once peaceful life suddenly takes a twisted turn when she unknowingly gets involved with werewolves and Daedric Princes.
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15 Oct 2024
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An Imperial Dovahkiin has a series of increasingly gross encounters with various denizens of Skyrim. For the love of all that is good, read the tags. The kinks and warnings for each chapter are listed in their respective notes, so if you're into some of the tags but not all of them, you can always browse.
Reviews of note:
"The moment I opened this my internet failed, the fire alarm went off and my cat vomited on my new carpet. I read it anyway and now my eyes are bleeding onto my phone even as I type this. Thanks a lot, looking forward to the next one." -Reva
"Nothing can convince me that reading this was a bad idea." -Phrailly
"Well, you did it. I'm apparently cool with dragon incest (?) and spriggans and the rest, but you finally wrote a chapter I couldn't read." -mimosa-supernova
"It's like an amalgamation of a grotesque horror story and delightful porno, with the complementary addition of genuinely funny and compelling characters." -SuperSecretAlias
"This was... kind of adorable actually?" -Anon- Language:
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15 Oct 2024