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"Yes, chuchu jelly! It's all over your hair! Right next to the sticks and the mud and the— is that cheese?!"
Wild stared at him. "Wars. Do you really think I'd put cheese in my hair? That stuff's expensive, you know."
Wars stared back, unimpressed. He waggled the hairbrush again.
"I'll prove it, just come here."
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Wild VS a Hairbrush. Who will win?
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4 Years Three Months and Six days ago, Mask and the Sailor were sent to their own worlds, after bidding the Captain a tearful goodbye.
Now they have returned, older now and with more Heroes in tow - but the Captain has vanished without a trace. Where is he, and why has his legacy been abandoned?
Someone has to be hiding something - but can the Chain figure out what before it's too late?
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The Chain arrives in Warriors' world - but Warriors himself is nowhere to be found.
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Four Was.... by TwoDumbasses for Glowingmin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Linked Universe
31 Dec 2024
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The Hero of the Four Sword is weird, odd, strange, funky, and very much loved.
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A New Year's gift for Glowmin, i hope you like your almost-colorshipping and angstless shenanigans
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The Hero of Legend is a Flame Bowerbird avian. Unfortunately, this means anything red HAS to be his, even the especially ugly pieces.
His partner is a Satin Bowerbird avian. Also unfortunately, he's cuckoo over blue and poor Legend's gotten jealous.
So what is a hero to do when there's two items and one horrible, horrible choice?
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The Hero of Warriors was not born with a pen in his hand. Nor was he taught until the War came calling.
And yet, when there's paperwork to be done, he's expected to lose his entire shore leave to the mountain of parchment on his desk.
Mask and the Sailor don't much appreciate that.(Happy Birthday Tashacee! Sorry it took so long!)
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War Games Side Stories by shadows_of_stars, twistsandturns, TwoDumbasses
Fandom Linked Universe - Fandom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
13 Jan 2026
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War Games is a collaborative AU created by Team Tactics, based on the premise "What if Spirit was in the War of Ages... and what if that wasn't a good thing?" It is a branching-timeline story that is currently being written into a longfic and multiple side stories. The main themes are the meaning of the "greater good," the worth of pyrrhic victories, love as both a destructive and regenerative force, grief and recovery, and the ways people react to pressure. Remember: war does not forge good people.
There are a number of “side stories” and “what-if stories” in the AU, which are told in the War Games Side Stories series. These stories are mostly non-canonical to the core series and are written by Team Tactics. Side stories will be added to the series in no particular order, but the series will be maintained in chronological order (or as close as we can get with a time travel/alternate universe story).
Team Tactics consists of five members: shadows_of_stars, TwoDumbasses, Hytia, Rose, and twistsandturns. shadows_of_stars is our primary “prosist” (turning the story into fic) — blame them for any issues with the writing.
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who hasn’t become delirious with joy in a library honestly by indigotigress7 for ramshackle_fey
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
23 Jun 2026
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“Come on, SecUnit,” Ratthi coaxed. “It’s a library full of media. You love media.”
“I don’t love media,” I lied.
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Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
23 Jul 2026
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Silly short comics
ch 1: One page, silly comic of a gunship hitting on Murderbot
ch 2: Peri brought a surprise home
ch 3: Platform Decay spoilers: Three
Ch 4: Peri's Cargo BoxBookmarked by TwoDumbasses
23 Jul 2026
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Assorted fic hell..... yes
The sky is dark, the wind is cold, the night is young, Spooky gave me a list of prompts and I'm FILLIN THEM BABEY
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
05 Jul 2026
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A trip into orbit to retrieve the alpha-build APOLLO archive from a rapidly-crumbling Odyssey gives Aloy a bit more than she bargained for, as she's haunted by visions of the past, and stalked through the ship's deteriorating corridors by rogue Specters... and far worse.
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- Part 1 of Unnamed Project Firebird AU
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
05 Jul 2026
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”Dark Link.”
Ghirahim.
“If you escape, it’ll be treated as a case of treason. Do you understand?”
They both knew what treason meant. It meant being killed.
“I can’t die.”
The look on Ghirahim’s face was nothing short of ghastly.
“We’ll make you wish you could.”
Or; Dark is kept in a small, empty room for hours at a time as punishment whenever he fails to kill the heroes. It does more damage than he realises, and, when a foiled escape plan somehow leads to Dark ending up among the chain... Maybe he can start to heal.
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Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
03 Jun 2026