TwoEvilCarrots
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you’re dying of thirst (so hop in that water and pray that it works) by spacelattae
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
06 Nov 2025
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SYSTEM QUERY: can you [optimus prime] change the ending?
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SYSTEM QUERY: can you [orion pax] change the ending?
—# In which the world is ending, and Optimus Prime has one chance to fix it all… by going back to where it started, a millennia ago. To the mech he once called friend (but that word never did justice to how when they looked at each other, words would die on their lips and beg to be licked off)
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14 May 2025
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Leap of Faith by alighterwood, DandelionPrince, ErinWantsToWrite
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2025
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Peter Parker, like any 14 year old superhero mutant, really wants to catch a break. And yet somehow, he never gets one. He's just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, nothing special, so what gives?
Well, that's only if you don't look at his biology ever since the radioactive spider bite. Or his extensive track record of running away from his guardians and that he was homeless for a bit. Or the amount of people in his life that have died because he's some kind of bad luck charm. Or that his foster-dad is Tony Stark now.
Or the fact that he was randomly kidnapped one morning on his way to school, and now he's in an alternate universe with a bunch of strange vigilantes that keep stalking him.
He thinks they mean well, but they're really weird. Besides that Red Hood guy. He's pretty cool. Though something about them- especially Nightwing- is familiar, that's not important. He has enough on his plate right now, considering there are multiple people trying to upend the fabric of time and space. He can figure out the other details later.
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- Part 2 of Catch Me, if You Can
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19 Nov 2024
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The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Nov 2017
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Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 3 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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31 Aug 2016
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The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect
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- Part 1 of Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail
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30 Aug 2016
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Assets Out of Containment by follow_the_sun
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic World (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
15 Oct 2015
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After CA:TWS, Bucky Barnes suspects HYDRA is running a project in a little place called Jurassic World, and decides to go poke it with a stick.
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- Part 2 of Team Stegosaurus vs. the Universe
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30 Aug 2016