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    In which the Raiders try to convince (okay, bribe) Shane Hollander to wife Ilya Rozanov the fuck up.

    The Raiders learn about Hollanov in a different way. Shane is very confused. Ilya loves his team. I regret nothing.

    (This takes place a few months before the great tuna melt fiasco.)

    Some sex talk but mostly a lot of swearing. Also not related to my other fics really but some of the character portrayals, especially the Boston Raiders being all good guys, is in my other work too.

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    Cassie:

    btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️

    Jane:

    what?

    oh nononono that's not necessary

    Selena:

    sorry girl it's not really a choice

    Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Roz: when i join team, you all ask me if i have partner. I say no, no, I am playboy, I am slut.
    Roz: I lie.
    Roz: I have partner.

    Hazy: Holy shit

    Roz: I call her Jane. She is very private, does not like people knowing we are together.

    Bood: got it, we'll keep it on the dl, wont we guys

    Haas: of course

    Hazy: can we ask why?

    Roz: she is well known, famous
    Roz: will affect her career if she is associated with me

    Lapointe: would we know of her?

    Roz: HAH
    Roz: yes you know her very well

     

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    Ilya is lonely.
    Shane fixes this by letting Ilya tell the Centaurs about him

    Shane is lonely.
    Ilya fixes this by letting Shane be added to the centaurs WAG chat

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander has the highest hockey IQ in the NHL...and actively pretends he doesn't. He's already set himself apart in many ways, and he doesn't need "absolute hockey nerd" added to the list.

    Keeping this secret gets harder as he stops hiding other parts of himself from those around him. He comes out to the Voyageurs (who don't take it very well), he starts hanging out with the Raiders (though no one has a clue about him and Ilya being anything beyond friends), and he feels as if he is losing parts of himself in the expectations others hold for him.

    Ilya notices, and resolves to create a space that his boyfriend can thrive in, even if that means getting him the fuck out of Montreal.

    Set during The Long Game, where Shane and Ilya have made their plan, Shane's parents know about their relationship, and they've started telling people they are friends, but before Ilya officially transfers to Ottawa. That's right folks, this is a "Boston steals Shane Hollander" fic. We need more, and I am here to contribute☺️🫰

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