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    27 Jun 2026

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    Albus Dumbledore was sentenced to, and received the Dementor's Kiss.

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    Harry is "rescued" from the Dursleys by a necromancer with glowing acid-green eyes and strange tattoos. His new mama isn’t the most affectionate, but she makes up for it by teaching Harry all sorts of exciting dark magic like crafting horcruxes and speaking to the dead. Despite this, he reckons he turned out just fine.

    In which the adults don’t hang the weight of the world on one child’s shoulders, Harry gets to be a perfectly normal Hogwarts student (with only a few near-death experiences, a reasonable amount of murder, and his mass-murderer godfather hiding in his trunk), and the author spends a good portion of his time ignoring the plot for exploring magical theory and the power of friendship.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Severus finds a letter in Dumbledore's office which changes everything. He and his husband, Tom, decide to take matters into their own hands and kidnaps Harry Potter from a very abusive family. Follow along as Harry is raised by two amazing fathers, and his first year at Hogwarts.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    He died in one war — and woke up in another. Reincarnated into the body of a wizard so minor he didn’t earn a single mention in the books, Ethan Bones knows he’s not the Chosen One. He’s not here to rewrite fate or chase glory. He’s here to make sure no one bleeds alone in the dark again. Even if it costs him everything. Again.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes people take actions or do things because they are unaware of the possible consequences. Sometimes they do because of those possible consequences. Sometimes even despite the possible consequences. But all of the time if they don't want to run forever they have to cope with those consequences.

    This is one possible continuation of the three chapter sketch of a beginning I wrote a while back. I started it for NaNoWriMo last year and came suprisingly far.
    Being updated with no real schedule but used as a creative outlet so there should not be too long a wait between chapters. Updated regularly

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    10 May 2026

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    Finished 06/11/25