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  1. Rec 23

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    Puberty hits Ciel Phantomhive like a horny truck, a horrifying affliction that he doesn't understand but knows he must keep hidden. Unfortunately, to a demon who washes every inch of your body and attends to your every waking nightmare, not much can be hidden...Sebastian, for his part, is having a marvelous time teasing him.

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    02 May 2026

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    (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
    In character and amazingly written!!
    Love love love!!!

  2. Rec 4

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    Ciel allows himself a single, unbecoming thought. His butler, indulgent, does not let such things go unnoticed.

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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ⸜( ˶>ᴗ<˶)⸝♡ utterly divine, omgggg. Living rent free in my head forever more~

  3. Rec 14

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    Something sinister happened to the Phantomhive twins last summer...

    What started out as harmless guidance curdled into something unrecognizable. Sinful. Now, Ciel has an insatiable craving for attention that he'd sworn he'd never desire.

    When a chance at normalcy presents itself, will Ciel be strong enough to break the silence or repeat the same lessons they were taught in secret?

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    “Shh, shh,” Astre tossed Ciel's hand aside and pressed his lips to the reddened cheek, “I don't like it when you call out another man's name. You say my name, not his, sweetheart.”

    When was the last time they were innocent and free of debauched influence? When was the last time their parents cared about what happened to them?

    Would they ever be the same?

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    06 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ♡ I want to consume this fic, it’s so deliciously depraved ♡

  4. Rec *

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    Vincent knelt down, holding up the kid's t-shirt, and he was level with the bruises. With his son’s kitten nipples, sharp and pink and shadowed with splotched purple. Marked. Bitten, and Vincent pulled the t-shirt down again. He looked up at Ciel’s closed white face.
    ‘What,’ he said, ‘the fuck is this?’
    ‘Nothing,’ said Ciel, again, and he opened his blue eyes wide and wet and fluttering. Faltering.
    ‘Where were you? When I was looking for you?’
    ‘Garage.’ Concrete scuffs, raw on his bare knees.
    ‘With who?’
    ‘Mhhm,’ said Ciel. His little pink mouth was pressed closed. His chin was crumpling. ‘Nobody.’

    People are talking about Vincent's kid.
    Vincent doesn't like it.
    He doesn't like the way Ciel looks at his daddy's grown-up friend, either.

    It's a vent fic. Lacking any possible moral redemption. The tags say it all, really.

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    19 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    *insert the office “omg it’s happening” meme*
    Pure genius. Sheer talent. The scream I scrumpt upon its continuation was guttural and ravenous.
    The Queen returns!

  5. Rec 21

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    Unable to get certain aspects of the past out of his head, Ciel calls Sebastian to attend to him even though he knows he shouldn't for this matter.

    Or, Ciel kisses Sebastian and it has nothing and everything to do with Sebastian himself.

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    06 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "I need this taste out of my mouth. And... I want to be in control." Quietly, he added, "I want to feel safe."

    *ugly sobbing* it’s too good!!