Urameshifromhell
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sell me the dream i made you believe by tennessoui
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Nov 2025
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When Master Skywalker is chosen to rescue Jabba the Hutt’s son from kidnappers, he unknowingly walks into the remnants of a trap set by a Sith who haunts the halls of Jabba’s palace in wait for him.
But even Obi-Wan, the young Sith betrayed by his masters and sold as a pleasure slave to the Hutts, isn’t sure what he wants from the Jedi Master anymore. The plan had been to trigger Skywalker’s Fall to the Dark side, but now Skywalker is Obi-Wan’s only hope for freedom. But how can he possibly convince the man to care about him enough to not abandon him at the end of his week-long mission?
After all, he’s never been able to do it before—convince someone to choose him, that is. The odds that Master Skywalker will be any different are slim to none.
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21 Feb 2026
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“Please, Master Obi-Wan, don’t spank me…” He murmurs.
Oh, lovely. Another concerning look into Anakin’s past that Obi-Wan is gloriously under qualified to deal with.
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13 Feb 2026
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the party's crashing us by ziammehome
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Jan 2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi just wants a quiet night at home with his television, his cat, and a six pack.
But when he stops for beer at the gas station, instead he finds Anakin: a twenty-two year old tripping on acid and seemingly stranded with nothing but the clothes on his back.
Well, Obi-Wan can't just leave him there, can he?
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28 Jan 2026
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As Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon get closer, Anakin (Qui-Gon's adopted son and Obi-Wan's friend) seems to get more and more bothered by their budding relationship until he briefly disappears from Obi-Wan's life. It all comes to a head when Anakin comes home drunk during one of their dates and confesses his love to Obi-Wan.
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12 Dec 2025
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"But he's a pirate and a scoundrel!" by peppermint_latte
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
18 Aug 2025
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"Hondo? SERIOUSLY? HONDO?" Anakin shouts on the way out of the bar, for all the street to hear. Obi-Wan ignores his embarrassment gamely and keeps walking with an irate Anakin trailing after him.
"Master please tell me you're messing with me right now. That he was lying back there." Anakin pleads with much more desperation than the situation calls for. It's not as though he's unfamiliar with Obi-Wan’s bed habits.
"I will tell you no such thing. Now stop making a scene in public Anakin, it's unbecoming." Obi-Wan says in a clipped tone.
Anakin moans despairingly. A sound that Obi-Wan knows is put on. And for no good reason, to boot. He huffs and speeds up his stride, heading back for the landing ship. As if it'll be enough to outrun Anakin’s oncoming tantrum.
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18 Aug 2025