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New Message Received by HoundOfTheUnderground
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
08 Jun 2026
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What starts as an accidental message quickly devolves into accusations of scam-bot behavior, rage-baiting, and a back-and-forth Caitlyn absolutely should have walked away from.
Unfortunately, the stranger on the other end is funny, infuriating, unfairly attractive—and eventually realizes Caitlyn is, in fact, not a bot.---
The three dots appeared again. Then disappeared. She realized that she was entirely too invested in this conversation and hadn’t even gotten around to texting the original person that she had been trying to text since all this started. She brushed it off, still unwilling to back out of the message thread.
For a brief moment, she wondered if this is where the conversation ended, the gap between messages longer than it had been for any of the previous. Maybe Vi, if that was really her name, got bored with entertaining the conversation and moved on with whatever she’d been doing before.
Then the dots reappeared.
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The Wrong Number AU
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16 Jun 2026
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All The Miles Between Us by SapphicMoonlight
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 May 2026
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When Violet Lanes accidentally likes the picture of a beautiful woman one night, she suddenly finds herself glued to her phone and gets lost in the texts being sent to her from thousands of miles away.
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Long Distance Relationship AU
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16 May 2026
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"You've got good taste," Mira said before taking another sip.
Zoey glanced around to make sure both of the other passengers had their headphones on, then lowered her voice even further. "I've been told I taste amazing."
Flight attendant Zoey is outrageously flirty and extremely bored, and she's going to make it the problem of two very attractive and surprisingly receptive passengers.
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12 May 2026
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This was, without a doubt, Mira's worst nightmare.
The woman to her left leant over her for the fourth time to talk to the person on her right, and Mira tore her headphones down - her over-ear, very expensive, noise cancelling headphones that apparently were completely useless when faced with whatever actual nonsense this woman was saying to her friend - to sit around her neck so she could say with venom, “Please switch seats with me. I'm begging you.”
“It's not allowed,” the purple-haired woman on her right said, her hands visibly tense on the armrests. On Mira's armrest. Everyone knew the person in the middle seat got both armrests. Fuck AirAsia for charging for allocated seating. “If you're not in your assigned seats they can't identify you from your teeth when you die.”
The ‘I'm stuck in the middle seat of an airplane and these two idiots won't swap seats to sit next to each other’ AU. Established Zorumi, a very grumpy Mira, and a six hour flight.
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21 Apr 2026
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Emergency room doctor and Omega Ryu Rumi treats the predicament of one Han Mira, an Alpha in a hard—difficult situation.
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07 Apr 2026