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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    "So he's really paralyzed?" Simon asks.

    "Oh? Uh, yeah." Grace turns back to Rocky's sleeping form and gestures broadly at him.

    Rocky is curled at the bottom of his tunnel, legs at his sides, body resting on the ground.

    Simon nods, looking uncomfortable. "So he won't interrupt."

    "Nah, he can't, he's– huh?" Grace fumbles for his glasses in earnest now. His heart rate picks up, but he's sort of hoping he's wildly misinterpreting what he just heard.

    "Sit back down." Simon growls as Grace goes to stand up.

    Slowly, Grace sits back down on the floor. He looks Simon over again and realizes, with a panicked flutter in his stomach that quickly spreads through his limbs like ice water, that Simon is holding a razor blade.

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    Grace & Rocky decide to go check out an SOS call. It could have gone better. (Trust me, eventual codependent friendship all around.)

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    His father warns him to be quiet. His mother kisses his head. He reaches for them, silently pleading for them to join him, and survive with him. They leave.

    The doors rattle. Screaming ceased. Din felt scared, but he knew what was coming. The droid would find him, but the Mandalorian would be faster.

    This dream has never changed in the thirty years since it happened to him.

    Din holds himself, clutching the sleeves of his red robes, smelling his mother's perfume even though he knows he doesn't remember what it smells like anymore.

    But...he does.

    How does he remember?

    OR. Force osik. Din gets sent back in time to when he was saved by Death Watch, except Cody and the 212th save him instead.

    EDIT: I changed the titled with a different unpublished WIP of mine because I realized it fit better...

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    27 May 2026

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    Title subject to change.

    While taking down a slaver ring, Din and Boba are transported to the past, not that Din knows it at first. Dropped onto Sundari, supposed capital of Mandalore, a planet and people Din believes to be erased, what is he to do? Especially when he hears about a certain Sith, an aruetii, who supposedly stole the title of Mand'alor but is not Mandalorian? Well, Din has to take his lawful place, right? Even if that means picking up strays, reluctantly doing his job of ruling a people, speaking to his (two??) Darksabers, and so so much more.

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    Din essentially fixes everything using the sheer power of Mandalorian honor and will. What do you mean there's an army of clones? Those look like Mandalorians to me. Bring 'em in. And those jetii? Well, I've got nothing against them. Did I tell you 'bout my kiddo yet?

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    Six didn't escape. Now under the thumb of CIA senior operations officer Suzanne Brewer, with Claire's life leveraged against him, he's suddenly confronted with an assignment from the last place he'd expect: the Petrova Task Force.

    A threat's been made against number-two-admin Ryland Grace, and they need a body double. Six is definitely, totally, no way related.

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