Valiente531



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  1. Summary

    Hi, everyone! This is my first time participating in Radioapple Week.
    I plan to tell a separate, standalone story for each day, so get ready for plenty of Radioapple banter.
    Just a quick disclaimer up front: I probably won’t be able to post on time every day, even though I’ve been pre-recording until my fingers (metaphorically) bled, but I’ll make sure to post the stories later.
    And one more quick note: there will only be six stories, but I hope you’ll enjoy them anyway.

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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Max chose Chloe.

    Now they have to figure out what that means.

    Somewhere between motel rooms, grief, and quiet moments that feel too real to touch, something between them starts to settle into place.

    They don’t have a plan and don’t have answers, but they have time. And for now, that’s enough.

    OR: how max and chloe very slowly, very messily stop pretending they aren't super fucking in love with each other

    Set post-LiS canon, on the road

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    15 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    A disturbing crack accompanied Alastor's neck snapping into a very unhealthy tilt. Claw-tipped fingers drummed out a staccato rhythm on the glass bottle.

    "Drink with me," Alastor insisted, brandishing the bottle in Lucifer's face, and wasn't that an odd request. When had Alastor shared anything with him beyond a residential address and a blithe disdain for television?

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Because I'm bored, and you are astonishingly the most entertaining thing in this hotel at the moment."

    Nothing spiced up a night in the Hazbin Hotel's staff-only parlor quite like the Devil, the Radio Demon, and a very expensive bottle of bourbon from Cannibal Town.

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    13 May 2026

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    "Well for your information, I didn't always take this smaller form. Believe it or not. I actually took this form because of Charlie."

    Alastor pauses at this, eyebrows pinching in confusion and looks over at Lucifer breifly before continuing to fuss over the dinnerware. Clearly not registering how close the fallen angel had gotten.

    "Charlie?"

    "Yeah. When she was like really really young, my usual form frightened her. So I took a smaller, less threatening form for her. Something that would be more... approachable. She liked it and Hell didn't really seem to care so it just kinda stuck and I never really had the urge or reason to shift back."

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    13 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    What happens when Heaven and Hell are forced to play by the same rules?
    Lucifer Morningstar makes a dangerous bet with Sera: twelve chosen souls will live as powerless humans on Earth for an entire year. Crammed together in a refurbished warehouse, they must survive the pain and euphoria of the relentless temptations human life without committing a single deadly sin.
    One impulsive slip, one lustful kiss, one burst of wrath... and the stakes are high.
    With prideful professors, flirtatious artists, grumpy baristas, and perfectly poised good–Samaritans, the real question isn’t who will sin… but how long they can resist.
    Let the countdown begin.

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    11 May 2026

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    Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.

    They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.


    A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.

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    11 May 2026