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  1. Public Bookmark 29

    Memento Mei by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    26 Jul 2024

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    'The hour was late. The lights had been turned off long ago, but Gilderoy was still awake. He couldn’t stop thinking about Snape. He had never before misjudged someone so badly – and it intrigued him to no end. He also couldn’t stop thinking about Snape’s face when he was looking out the window. Painted golden by the sunlight. His heart was racing, and his stomach was fluttering. Oh no.

    Realization hit him: He had a crush on Severus Snape.'

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    The story of Gilderoy and Severus, from Hogwarts 'til the end.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    An Unexpected Return by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    21 Jun 2026

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    Bilbo grieves after returning to the Shire, where he is eventually joined by Bofur. Together they build a life in Bag End, years after they lost the Sons of Durin.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

    [Podfic] Blunt the Knives by for reena_jenkins

    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    22 Aug 2013

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    "Unbeknownst to Bilbo, 'blunt the knives' is actually slightly out-of-fashion dwarf slang for some sort of sex act (hand job, blow job, or anything else, really), hence Bofur's very wink-wink-nudge-nudge 'Oohh d'ya hear that lads? He says we'll blunt the kniiiiives!'"

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

    At Your Service by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    24 Jan 2024

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    When a dwarf arrives at Bilbo Baggins' door pledging his service, what is a lonely hobbit to do?

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    08 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 72

    A Common Tongue by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    10 Jan 2024

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    Even though Hobbits and Dwarves speak a common language, they have different words and expectations in the bedroom. Somehow, Bilbo and Dwalin still manage.

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    "You should know that a Dwarf’s beard is an intimate thing," Dwalin said, not unkindly. He picked up his brush and started to smooth an errant strand into place.

    Bilbo paused and raised an eyebrow. "Oh? How intimate?"

    "Well," muttered Dwalin, still brushing his beard, "you might as well ask to stick your hand down my trousers."

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    08 May 2026