WeBothKnowThisIsTrash



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    Simon's not a butcher / Grace is not a lamb / They're both just fucked up humans / Doing the best they can.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “No,” he whines pathetically, only just resisting the urge to bang his head off the wooden bar. “He disappeared like a fucking ghost. Who does that?”

    “A pervert, Frankie,” Ray laughs, patting him on the shoulder sympathetically.

     

    Or Frank is a pervert who gets off to a stranger's sexts.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    The day shift would often go out for food or drinks on Friday nights. Each week, they invited Robby, and each week, he politely declined, saying he would see them at work next week.

    “You think I want to spend more time with you guys?” he joked. Santos rolled her eyes.

    “You gotta let loose sometime, old man, or else you’ll explode.”

    What they didn’t know was that Robby was letting loose. Just in the privacy of his bedroom.

    Robby took a long, warm shower, made himself a quick dinner, and then settled into bed with his fully charged laptop. He checked the time—9:45 pm. 15 minutes until br0kenb0w went live.

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    20 May 2026

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    "You should not be here," Ser Duncan said.

    Aerion tilted his head. "I live here."

    "That is not possible."

    "No?"

    "This castle is occupied by a dragon." Ser Duncan kept his voice steady — calm was what a hostage needed, calm and certainty. "It is dangerous. You are in immediate peril."

    "Am I?"

    "Yes." He drew himself up. "But you need not fear. I am of the Order. I have taken the Oath. I will deal with the creature."

    "Will you?"

    "Yes. You are safe now." He fixed Aerion with his most reassuring look. "Stay behind me."


    Ser Duncan, a sworn paladin of the Order of the Silver Shield arrives to slay a dragon. He finds a castle, and a man named Aerion.
    The dragon is nowhere to be seen. Aerion, however, agrees to help him look.

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    "You're just like sleeping beauty," Mal says as she slings an arm over Carlos' shoulder. "But instead of being a slumbering princess, you're a dude in love with his best friend. And instead of waking up, you'll be growing back a dick." She pauses and puts a finger to her lip. "And instead of true love's kiss, it's true love's fuck session." She sighs at Carlos' bewildered expression. "Maybe that was a bad example."

    (Based off a Tumblr prompt: Carlos takes the truth gummy (he asked Mal for it so he could confess his feelings to Jay) but the spell goes wrong and the next day when he wakes up his boy parts are gone, now he has a pretty pink pussy (that's all, he's still a boy otherwise). Mal tells him she found out the only way he can change back is by having sex. ")

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    18 Jan 2026