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    “You haven’t called me for a while.”

    Draco shrugs, holding his head up high. “Yes. And?”

    “And. I know exactly what that means.”

    Draco raises a single brow, blinking slowly. He looks unimpressed. “It means I’ve forgotten you exist. It means I’m completely and utterly over you, no matter how much your overinflated ego tries to convince you otherwise. It means — ”

    “It means you haven’t been properly fucked in ages.”

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    When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.

    Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.

    Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.

    And you know what? He just might.

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    A tracking spell goes completely wrong in Defence Against the Dark Arts, and somehow Harry ends up in another universe, eerily similar to his own except with one stark difference: he can, for some reason, smell everyone. And strongly.

    He might have been able to handle it, if his partner in the class hadn’t been affected by the spell as well, and ended up right there with him.

    He probably would have been able to. Except that his partner, of course, had to be Draco bloody Malfoy.

    And he smells fantastic.

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    After the events of Halloween 1981, Sirius Black finds himself raising Harry, with the assistance of Remus, in a world where Voldemort never disappears for 11 years.

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    “Remus Lupin, frontman for The Six.” Sirius took a long drag off his cigarette, looking up at the dense evening sky. “You know, I asked around about you. You’re quite the mystery.”

    Remus shrugged. “Not much for the spotlight.”

    “Right,” Sirius drawled. “I bet you’re also not much for the rock ‘n roll perks.”

    Remus tensed, sparing Sirius a scathing glance. “I’m sober now.”

    Sirius quirked a brow in disbelief. Remus scowled at his nonchalance, unwilling to explain himself and scared that maybe, just maybe, the disbelief was warranted.

    Loosely based on Daisy Jones & The Six

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    20 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In tears, very movie-like and so so sweet but at the same time gut wrenching lovelovelove this; felt like watching a movie
    Literal read in on sitting