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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    Everything so, so quiet.

    Dying. Robert was dying.

    He didn’t want to die.

    Something hadn’t wanted to die, at least. He wondered sometimes, if it had really been him that night, clinging to life. Or if it had been the venom, already clawing up his brainstem, sifting desperately through the shredded remains of its new host's nervous system.

    Mauled and sick-dog rabid. His father would have put him down without hesitation.

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    Or: Robert is a vampire. He's dealing with it fine. Perfectly fine. And his new job dispatching the ex-villain he put in prison years ago as Mecha Man? Also not a problem. All he needs is to keep his identity, and his condition, secret, and everything will be perfectly, completely, manageable.

    Ft. much yearning, pining, and general idiocy between Robert and a certain fire-powered hero.

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    22 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Robert has been manipulated by Shroud for most of his life. Elliot Connors practically raised him. He lives a lie for eighteen years, finally seeing the truth when it's far too late. What started with bloodshed can only end in more carnage when vengeance is sought.

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    21 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    When Mecha Man Astral explodes in the sky above Beverly Hills in a freak accident, Robert is left with nothing.

    No legacy, no family, and no way of becoming the hero he was destined to be. But with a new villain hitting the city hard, and criminals running riot, Robert has no choice but to twist his definition of what a true hero is in order to save his city.

    Flambae never thought he'd meet someone who knew what it was like to be him. He also never thought he'd be a hero. Robert Robertson might just change that.

    But Torrance doesn't need an SDN hero. It needs someone with nothing left to lose.

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    21 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    After the death of his father and the disappearance of the astral pulse, Robert turns to a life of crime to get revenge for his murder. But to continue this plan he has to surrender and become the hero his father wanted him to be.

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    21 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    When Phoenix hands Miles a necklace he didn’t know was magical, it splits Miles’ soul into two: a Miles Edgeworth of the past, and a Miles Edgeworth of the future.

    Phoenix helps them find a way to mend his soul again. Though, he can’t help but feel like that the two Edgeworths may like him a little too much…

    (Enough to fuck him at the same time, apparently!)
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    I literally just wanted to write Bratworth/Chiefworth/Phoenix threesome.

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    21 Mar 2026