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One stormy night in late September, Poison Ivy returns from her most recent breakout from prison to her hideout--only to find a young boy dying in her green house. In a roundabout way, it was kind of her fault--she couldn't just kick him out before he healed up. He could stay a few days and then she'd drop him off with the police (Harley could've told her even before they laid eyes on the adorable kid that there was a fat chance of that actually happening).
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In a universe where various events happened slightly differently, the feared villainesses of Gotham, Pamela Isley and Harleen Quinzel, end up accidentally adopting several boys.
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I'm Ryland Grace - AMA by sly_as_an_alpaca
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Jul 2026
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What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.
Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.
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Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.
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11 Jul 2026
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When Margaret is assigned to a hospital in Maine a few years after the conclusion of World War II, she meets a man she never thought she'd like. However, she falls in love with him. When he's drafted to serve in the latest and greatest war, she refuses to let him go alone -- even if she has to break some rules to follow him.
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A self-indulgent "what if they were secretly married the whole time?" fic.
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18 Jun 2026
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A demon is summoned to the 4077th. A beautiful demon. A beautiful demon without any clothes on. Not that that's important.
The demon decides to be a doctor and lay low for awhile.
Why is this all somehow Radar's responsibility?
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27 May 2026
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“But the war ended years ago,” Hawkeye said, more firmly now.
They all looked at each other, lost for words.
Potter sat on the side of the cot and spoke quietly. “This is a new war. A different one. Hawkeye, we’re in 1952.”
Following a bombing raid on the 4077, Hawkeye wakes up with no memory of Korea, the war, the 4077th and his best friend.
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27 May 2026
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death comes with a crawl, or comes with a pounce by alittletuttle (rienma) for taylor_tut
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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BJ stumbled toward the helicopter, hunched and squinting.
The first thing he noticed was the soldier’s bloody arms. They were both completely soaked, all the way up to the elbows. He wondered briefly what kind of wound would get a man in both arms, then his stomach dropped into his shoes.
BJ knew those hands. He knew those scruffy unshined boots, now caked in dirt and blood. He yanked off the transport cover and was greeted by a face nearly as familiar to him as Peg’s.
It was Hawkeye.
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22 May 2026