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The beginning of the new-world. The end of the dead-world.
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None of this is right.
Almost as if manifested by the thought, Lightning appears. Mack blinks, and he’s there after a few frames of dark. Mack smiles down at him, involuntary, but not without great effort. He can't hold the expression.
Something in Lightning’s face turns Mack’s voice soft. “Hey Bucko,” he says to him quietly and without a cough.
Lightning speaks to him; but his heart sinks as he can't separate his voice from the siren. Mack can only stare in a listless fog and fail to read his lips. Presumably, he’s saying all the usual things, so Mack imagines them instead. Help is on the way. Just hang on. I love you.
Lightning is trembling. His pupils are blown, adrenaline-sick. Mack reaches out to hold him.
But he cannot move.
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Cars Apocalypse AU. Mind the tags.
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- Part 1 of Cars Apocalypse AU
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Marcus the car is running one of many illegal fracking operations in the desert, using local aquifers to harvest natural gas. He doesn't expect his mining team to be interrupted by Lightning McQueen.
He’s going to kill that fucker.
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Lightning desperately wants a cheeseburger. Immediately. Right now.
And Doc would do anything to comply.
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- Part 2 of burger is an ingredient in burger
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Mater and Lightning are on one of their usual drunken nights out when an unexpected storm hits.
In the aftermath, they resort to doing crime. (Like usual)
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- Part 1 of burger is an ingredient in burger
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Floyd Mulvihill, the number 70 car, has a good race.
...Too bad he blocks hothead Lightning McQueen in a pass and knocks him loose and sends him on a downward spiral to shit-of-ass-butt finishing place.
Yeah. Floyd is gonna need some Gasprin from his sponsor after this.
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Alternate Universe, diverges from canon during Cars 3 epilogue.
***"What if racecars were left totally unsupervised?"
Everyone but a very small population of cars drops dead within days after an invisible wave of pain crosses the globe, injuring most living machines beyond repair.
Lightning McQueen, Cruz Ramirez, and Chick Hicks are among the few survivors. Together, they set out to the vast and now-wild lands of north america in search of oil... and life.
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A Mad Max/TWD/TLOU post-apocalptic longform anthology series with no zombies, custom lore, canon and original supporting characters, and a fully queer main cast.- Words:
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Feral Racers miniseries.
5 + 1 things the long way but not really, there's more of a 1:1 ratio. 1 + 1 things.
(Pack Dynamics of the "Flying Car Lineage" Smokey->Doc->Lightning->Cruz)- Words:
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Sally and Lightning one day in the late 00’s/early 2010’s decide they want kids. They consult Backwater Downs genetics expert Dusk Conrod, and wind up with a production of 10 healthy babies. Fluffy chaos ensues.
A SalQueen-as-parents canon-divergence AU (with a side-helping of McChicks and Alive!Doc)
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"What if Doc met Cruz?"
Doc Hudson is dug up from his grave and brought fully back to life by a necromancer. In the 12 years he's been dead, so much has changed... and his revival doesn't come without consequence, as Doc's speed demon "The Judge" starts to haunt him.
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Doc Hudson is alive again, for fun purposes.
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Nolan and Allen board the Venture with the plan to journey across the galaxy for the tools they need to destroy the Viltrumites. Everything seems fine, except...well, there was only one bed in their quarters.
Some poor late-night decisions will push the pair closer than they've ever been before and reveal some long-unspoken feelings.
Bookmarked by Wolver_bean
19 Jun 2026
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Nolan's viltrumite pride versus his boner (EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY) by toemuncher
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
05 May 2026
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Like his strings were cut, Nolan sags into her. The loudest moan she's heard from him bursts out.
“Debbie, I-” then honest to God, he whines. He hates it, immediately. A human shouldn't be able to reduce him to this. It's sloppy. Unbecoming of a viltrumite.
(Nolan goes into heat and Debbie jerks her stupid alien bf off.)
Bookmarked by Wolver_bean
19 Jun 2026
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The Hobbitess by yeaka
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
24 Mar 2015
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A retelling of The Hobbit, from the point of view of Ms. Bilbo Baggins, who travels with her loving dwarves to reclaim the Lonely Mountain and has many an erotic mishap along the way.
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17 May 2026
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bolt from the blue by badskeletonpuns for lofi_beats
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Jun 2021
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Look, Hot Rod has been marooned on this planet for ages, he deserves a break! Like, you know, racing with that handsome red Corvette. That's definitely just a fun thing and Hot Rod definitely isn't catching feelings. (He's catching feelings.)
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25 Mar 2026
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Ultra Magnus, although wary, agrees to try and solve a rubix cube. He has no idea what he's getting himself into.
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25 Mar 2026