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The world seemed to tilt sideways. Jahoda stood up on shaky legs. "We're... you think we're dating?"
Ineffa's expression shifted, her systems clearly struggling to process contradictory information. Her optical sensors dimmed and brightened rapidly. "Error. Statement does not compute. Jahoda, running diagnostic: are you experiencing cognitive malfunction? Scanning for head trauma indicators—"
"I'm not—Ineffa, stop." Jahoda pressed her hands to her face. "We're not dating. We've never been dating."
Silence. When Jahoda looked up, Ineffa had gone completely still, the tray trembling slightly in her hands.
Or: What are you talking about boss Nef? It’s totally normal to kiss your roommate!
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Jahoda should have known something was different the moment she saw the banner.
SPECIAL CUSTOMER APPRECIATION EVENT stretched across the front window of Celestia Maid & Tea in glittering pink letters, complete with hearts and stars that seemed to mock her already nervous stomach.
Below it, in smaller but equally devastating print: “Highest spending customer wins an exclusive photo session with the maid of their choice!”
Or: Jahoda is definitely going to win that session with Ineffa! Her wallet is never going to financially recover from this…
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Sandrone steps forward until there is barely space between them. She reaches for Columbina’s wrist, fingers firm but controlled, guiding her hand upward. Columbina does not resist. She never does. She trusts with unnerving ease.
Sandrone’s thumb brushes against the smear of chocolate. Warm. Smooth. She holds Columbina’s wrist steady and brings her own lips to the mark instead.
The sweetness is almost overwhelming.
Columbina inhales softly.
Or: Sandrone’s always hated Valentine’s Day. Surely this one won’t be any different!
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10 Seconds to Midnight by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
01 Jan 2026
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“Oh?” Pokke leaned closer, tail swaying. “You got any good ones, Tachyon?”
Tachyon opened her mouth, closed it, then tried again. “Statistically, New Year’s rituals function as psychological resets. Humans and Uma Musume alike exhibit increased motivation when engaging in symbolic closure.”
Pokke blinked. “So that’s a no.”
“…I usually stay in the lab,” Tachyon muttered.
Or: Jungle Pocket finally gets a chance to one-up Tachyon…
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Jahoda froze mid-step, heart slamming so hard it felt physical. She could feel her face heating instantly, ears burning beneath her hat.
Ineffa looked up as well.
“Oh,” she said.
Jahoda cursed internally. “I mean— it’s just a tradition. You don’t have to— we can move. It’s not mandatory.”
“I know what mistletoe signifies,” Ineffa said calmly.
“You do?” Jahoda squeaked.
Or: Jahoda hates Christmas parties…look it’s not her fault she self sabotages near attractive women!
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Woolmarket’s CiphlaeaWeek2025 by Woolmarket
Fandom Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Oct 2025
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Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025 by Woolmarket
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Jul 2025
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Woolmarket’s StelleFlyWeek2025 Submissions by Woolmarket
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Jun 2025
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Lisa had the biggest crush on the chivalrous, young Dandelion Knight, but she would never dare try and talk to her. No, Lisa was painfully shy, so interacting with the woman she liked was not something she could just do so easily.
Jean was a sweetheart, truly, but that didn’t make it any less hard for Lisa to let go of her fears. Jean sometimes waved at her, like now, from the training yard, through the library window, where she’d just been caught staring. Oh, oh no. How embarrassing. She sank lower in her seat, raised her book higher and angled it to hide her face.
Bookmarked by Woolmarket
12 Jun 2026
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Becoming (Gr)Ass Wonder by AuroraTorenaSan, Grimsylvia
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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After discovering a strange trend thanks to El Condor Pasa and her trainer, Grass now wants her trainer to try on her racewear. Something seems off, but what could go wrong?
Or Grass Wonder accidentally turns her trainer into her slutty twin sister.
OR Grass Wonder and her succubus doppelganger.
Who or WHAT will this new girl on the block bring/fuck? Only one way to find out.
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- Part 3 of Becoming a Horse
Bookmarked by Woolmarket
07 Jun 2026
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Agnes Digital gets caught helping herself to the post-race laundry, and ends up with her nose, and tongue, all sorts of other places~
Gave it the Underage tag for safety, as Agnes Digital is small and cute and this fic plays it up. They're just intended to be their standard canon selves though.
Bookmarked by Woolmarket
03 Jun 2026
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Sandrone retells the story she has explained thrice by now; the backup plan in Fontaine, the blueprints updated after her interactions with the Wanderer, Master Albedo, and the witches of the Hexenzirkel, the important nature of her core, and all the instructions a robot can give to be rebuilt over and over again if needed. Lauma listens, and listens, and the sun setting behind her gives the warmth in her eyes a certain spark that makes Sandrone feel as if she could remotely understand what dying and reviving by her own hand feels like.
“It pleases me to hear of your success,” Lauma says, when Sandrone runs out of things to explain. “Nod-Krai welcomes you back again, for as long as you may need. Though I suppose you came here with a goal in mind?”
In the aftermath of her rebirth, with Columbina dragging her along into a mission to get Lauma and Nefer to fix whatever is keeping them apart, Sandrone finds that what comes after death and learning to live again is an odd thing indeed.
Bookmarked by Woolmarket
19 May 2026
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There's A Ring In Your House! by angelsighting, dandysayshello
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Feb 2025
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Ningguang’s little scheme backfires when she discovers that she's a ring away from doom.
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- Part 3 of Beyond the Clouds
Bookmarked by Woolmarket
06 May 2026