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    James comes back after Spectre to find Q doing sketchy experiments in the lab late at night.

    Complications abound as they try to figure out how in the world to navigate the challenges of being MI6's genius but commitment phobic quartermaster with the dangers that surround the Queen's deadliest but absolutely smitten double 0 agent.

    And this is a horrible summary, because clearly I've written a lot of words and it's about a whole lot more then what I've written above.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Bond has been undercover for just over a year. It’s been the longest and hardest deep cover assignment he’s ever had for MI6, with barely any contact with the outside world for the last six months. Soon though, he might finally be close enough to accomplish his goal. He might be able to stop the organization’s plans and kill the leadership group, making England safe from a serious threat.

    But first, Bond has had to watch the terrorists kidnap, torture for information, and then kill two innocent people. Bond had been able to do nothing to stop it without blowing his cover, and putting millions more lives at risk.

    The terrorists soon brought in a third captive. He was young, thin, with thick wild hair, and wide scared eyes behind his glasses. He looked like nothing more than a harmless boffin, and Bond struggled to not let show how sick this all made him inside. This one won’t last long, Bond thought. At least he won’t have to suffer for long.

    Bond couldn’t have been more wrong.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Q’s eyes performed that flick down, and up, over that torso he knew well – could identify in a line up, or a body-bag, and back up again, to catch 007 performing the same action over his own, much scrawnier body.
    Q was willing to let this pass - if only Bond hadn’t walked past, and performed the same look again, this time lingering on Q’s bare chest.
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    Q doesn't want Bond to fetishise him, even if he does want the agent, rather badly.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "I don't want to hear any ridiculous comments from you," Q says as he stands with his key in his front door. "This is my personal space. I am only inviting you into it due to extreme circumstances. Please respect that."

    Bond gives a pleasant nod. "I'll mind my manners," he promises.

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    In which Bond plays the damsel in distress (briefly) and Q is too mysterious for Bond not to be intrigued.

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    19 Jun 2026