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Part three of the Where the Quiet Things Grow saga
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Post Not All Dragons and Dandelions, a direct continuation of Beneath the Roses (though can be read without reading either)
·༻𐫱༺·After a disastrous confrontation with his father, Arthur Pendragon finds himself on the run with his soulmate. He learns that really, he knew absolutely nothing before Merlin came into his life, everyone he thought were his enemies are friends, his friends are all cruel people (one more princess joke Gwaine... see what happens) and his sister is a meddling witch. No, really.
Oh, and apparently his soulmate is a god.
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A story of subterfuge, humour, falling in love, overthrowing a tyrant king and cheese that tastes like apple pies... or something like that.
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- Part 3 of Where The Quiet Things Grow
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Schoolyard Days by YellingAtPlants
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Jun 2026
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"Colt?"
That voice he knew. Soft. Familiar. The kind of voice that had talked him through scraped knees and broken hearts and that one time he'd gotten spectacularly drunk after a stunt went sideways and he'd thought his career was over before Ryder picked him up and forcibly dusted him off.
*Ryland.*
Colt's eyes wouldn't focus. There was a shape beside the bed, blurry, backlit by that awful fluorescent glow. He tried to speak and managed something between a groan and a question mark.
"Hey, hey, it's okay. Don't try to talk yet." Ryland's hand found his, finally something warm, solid, *real*. "You're in the hospital. You're safe. Just... just rest, okay?"
Hospital. The word bounced around Colt's skull like a pinball, refusing to connect to anything meaningful. Why was he in a hospital? What happened? He tried to chase the memory but it slipped away, dissolving like smoke.
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Like Real People Do by YellingAtPlants
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies)
21 Apr 2026
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Vampire hunter Bucky Barnes has worked ‘willingly’ for the Hostile Yield Deterrence and Response Academy (H.Y.D.R.A for short) for what feels like seventy years. He’s never turned down a job, and is known in the community as the ‘Winter Soldier’ for his brutal efficiency at wiping out Vampire broods in the colder months when all other agents have given up. He doesn’t have a family, or friends - has time for neither, wouldn’t want to put them at risk regardless.
Sam Wilson was a young man when an accident in the military led to his turning. He came to terms with it rapidly, and was one of the lucky few able to tame his bloodlust before it could get the better of him. Now, with his young charge Joaquin, a freshly turned young vampire who turned to him for guidance, he works closely with the Sanctioned Hunters: Intelligence, Elimination, Logistics Division to prevent the growth of Feral broods from damaging vampire-human relations permanently.
Bucky thinks Sam is a stuck up, arrogant ass who needs to be eliminated before he becomes feral. Sam thinks Bucky is the world's most unbelievable douche.
Inevitably, they fall in love.
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Beneath the Roses, a companion to Not All Dragons and Dandelions, from Morgana and Gwen’s perspective.
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Morgana has lived under Uther's oppressive rule for many years - she has learned how to hide, how to be quiet enough to slip under the radar and keep her role in the court. Her brother has been hurt, mentally and physically, but the last straw comes on his birthday, when his soulmate mark never appears. She worries for him, for his future in Camelot.
So when the new mute serving boy arrives in Camelot and immediately saves his life, it changes everything.
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- Part 2 of Where The Quiet Things Grow
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You Are Not Alone In This by YellingAtPlants
Fandoms: Captain America (Anthony Mackie Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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In the colder seasons, Bucky suffers from recurring pain. Whether it be his shoulder, his knees, his hips, whatever it is? He can never feel peace when it's cold out.
Luckily for him, he has a very loving partner to help him get through it.
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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28 Jun 2026
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“He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.
Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”
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Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)
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19 Jun 2026
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A few weeks after starting the Nice Guys agency March gets drunk, Healy gets a strange inkling, and Holly watches The Parent Trap.
Not for the first time, Jackson wonders why he agreed to this partnership. But there’s something he can’t quite put his finger on, something about the soft, hapless, helpless way March loves his daughter and knows what a screwup he is, that makes something funny happen inside Jackson’s chest. He hasn’t eaten yet today but it feels almost like his stomach is twisting, like he’s about to do something stupid and completely out of his own control even though Jackson Healy has always prided himself on how well he keeps himself under control.
Not food poisoning, Jackson thinks. March poisoning.
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14 Jun 2026
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as you've always been by Spades (bumblingbees)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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“Who complained about you eating, question?” Someone must’ve said something. He’s had so many visitors in the last couple of days. Who was it? Grace has never questioned this part of himself. Grace huffs at me.
“No one! I’m just trying to be polite! Eridians have special soundproof eating rooms, shouldn’t I?”
“You are not Eridian!”
He doesn’t need to meet our standards; he’s his own species! Some things he might need to change in his daily life to adapt to Erid life, but his food habits don’t need to be one of them. My words don’t comfort Grace like I thought they would. Grace shrinks into himself, and I wish I were on his side to hug him.
or the Entities provide Grace with a culture teacher to prepare for life on Erid and he gets his first taste of Eridian inhospitality.
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- Part 2 of When it’s over, you’re the start
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11 May 2026
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With a beta for a manservant there is no reason Arthur would have to worry about his pheromones giving away his true emotions.
Except, Merlin isn’t a beta.
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Merlin slowly loses his mind as he scrambles for flimsy excuses to explain why Arthur’s scent is growing hopelessly besotted.
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