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Daemon Targaryen, Savior of the Seven Kingdoms by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
12 Jun 2026
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Daemon Targaryen was falling toward his doom when he found himself in a Tower in the middle of nowhere, where a delirious child made him swore to protect her Targaryen looking newborn. Stuck with a Baby Queen in a time not his own, he must now prove all his family - looking at you Viserys- wrong by actually reconquering the Iron Throne, insuring some kind of peace, and raising his young charge to be the first - second - reigning Queen of Westeros while trying to salvage the rest of his wayward relatives. That should be easy. Daemon will make them wish that he had stayed dead.
Daemon Targaryen's penance will be to fix what he helped to broke.
Warning : It’s mainly about Daemon getting a chance to be a shining Girl-Dad. Rare Pairings. Act I almost over. There are five. CAN be read independantly.BETA : None I am cursed.
NOW EDITED!
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The Wolf's pups and the Kraken by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Jun 2026
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Serena Stark was nine namedays. She was cold. Famished. She only had fifteen arrows and daggers. And her little sister’s unwavering faith.
Uncle Bennard had put a price on their head.
They were definitively lost.
The North seemed very intend in killing them.
Stealing from the Iron Born’s boat prisonner in the ice was a terrible idea.
The eleven namedays old captain seemed enchanted to meet them. Together they form the most unimaginable alliance in the Seven Kingdoms.
There was a grey dragon roaming the sky.
Or : Why Daemon Targaryen should have inquired more thoroughly about his partner identity.
Include: Ravers, Wildings, deserters from the Nightwatch, bears, wood-lion, and a lot of snow.
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On a Dragon Hoarding Behavior by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Mar 2026
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Daemon Targaryen did not have a hoarding problem.
Or : Five Children Daemon Targaryen added in his nest, after his fall through the God's Eye and his landing two centuries too late to save his first hatchings.
Or: How to acquire children, according to Prince Daemon Targaryen, Prince Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and Ser Arthur Dayne, Lord Hand of Queen Alyssa, First of Her Name, his long suffering Dear Friend.
Witnessed by : An anonymous Gold Cloak
Warning : Fem Jon Snow.
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Little Dragon Girl by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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Sarella believed meeting her biological father for the first time would be the worst experience of her week. Turn out she was wrong. Seven damned Targaryen’s luck.
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Viserys, Prince of Dragonstone, Awesome Guide to Care for Ungrateful Royal Children by YesItsSarcasm
Fandoms: House of the Dragon, game of throne - Fandom, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
19 Oct 2024
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Viserys was very proud of the trust Uncle Daemon placed upon his shoulders. Caretaking for his younger kin and passing new rules about goats. A shame the universe conspired against the Targaryen’s version of sanity.
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The Adventures of the Targaryen’s Totally Functional Family by YesItsSarcasm
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, game of throne - Fandom, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon, House of the Dragon (TV)
12 Jun 2026
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Jade and Bronze by PleaseLetMeReadInPeace
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
28 Aug 2023
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In which Lyarra Snow, orphaned from birth, through some higher power (more likely Bloodraven) now has to deal with her extended family and all of their many, many, many issues, beginning and ending with those same family members. And she actually likes them too, so she can't just leave them to their (awful, absolutely horrendous) decisions (seriously is Rhaelle the only child that Aegon V had with a brain? Although to be fair, this is the same Aegon who set a random house on fire when his family owned a volcano so... maybe the apples didn't fall far from that tree). At least she can fly to Maester Aemon to find some solace and sanity, away from the Targaryen crazy and Southern scheming and Duncan's stupidly pretty face.
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Bookmarked by YesItsSarcasm
05 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Made me laugh. Loooot of potential. Unfinished because biggot attack ? Unknown.