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    Spider-Man and Deadpool have a casual fling that Peter smartly breaks off before anyone can catch any pesky feelings. To prove that they aren’t hung up on each other (at all!), they make a bet on who can find a date faster. By a stroke of luck, Peter meets Wade Wilson soon after, so he has practically won the bet already.

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    “Deadpool. He’s an insane, ruthless mercenary who doesn’t care about anything other than money. He travels wherever his contracts are, and he will kill anyone and do anything to get the job done.”
    Peter almost wants to laugh and comment, since Tony has a lot of moments where he’s only cared about money, but he’s too preoccupied learning about a killer in his city. A killer for hire that he wasn’t aware of. Until now.

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    In which Peter Parker learns the truth about Wade Wilson after the Avengers make him believe the man is a ruthless killer. Turns out they're pretty compatible, but the Avengers don't give a shit about chemistry.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    "I have an extremely high intelligence. Even Mr Stark admitted it. But without all the Playboy. Or Billionaire.”

    Ned raised an eyebrow. He had spent two hours in front of the mirror perfecting the art, and he sure as hell was going to use it.
    “I’d believe you, Pete,” he said, turning back to the computer. “But Google says otherwise.”
    There was a pause. Ned patiently watched, entertained, as Peter’s eyes darted over the text. Two, three, four times. Uncomprehending.
    He had been waiting to see Peter’s reaction ever since he made the discovery himself.

    “But! Ned—This is obviously wrong. I mean…”

    “Happens to the best of us,” he consoled, “I mean, look at Mr Stark.”

    OR Child prodigy, Peter Parker, has always been smart, and everyone knew it. Spider-Man, on the other hand...

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    21 Apr 2026

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    May brings home her new boyfriend. Something about him makes Peter feel nervous, but he makes May happy. And if May's happy, then Peter is happy.

    Then it escalates.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    The Apollo cabin is destroyed when the Teumessian Fox tears through Camp Half Blood looking for the Hunters of Artemis. With his cabin in ruins, Will finds himself bunking in the Hades cabin for a week — a living situation that proves to be significantly more uplifting than he could have suspected.

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    01 Dec 2025