abject51
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stray cat by abject51
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Jan 2026
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Yuta shrugs. "Can't I just help my friend?"
"A friend, huh." Rika says, as if the word was foreign on her tongue. There's a ghost of a smile on her lips. "I've never had one of those before."
or, Yuta gets sent to a rural town to investigate and meets Orimoto Rika, cursed girl extraordinaire.
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reincarnated as a villainous umamusume and my friend is one of the love interests? by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
29 Dec 2025
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“Look,” Cafe sighs, this time closing her eyes. “Tachyon may be strange–”
“Cafe, I’m hurt!”
“–But that doesn’t mean she’s evil.” Cafe says, looking like she was regretting defending Tachyon already upon seeing the shit-eating grin on Tachyon’s face. “She’s… an acquired taste, that’s all.”
The three umamusumes look at Cafe in shock, as if they can’t believe Cafe would defend Tachyon.
“Cafe-senpai! This evil witch must have poisoned you!”
“Or put you under her spell!”
“Or cursed you!” The plain umamusume finally finds her voice. “Don’t worry Cafe-senpai, we’ll break the curse and make you remember the truth! That Agnes auf Tachyon is an evil horrifying villainess!”
or, Tachyon and Cafe get stuck in an otome game.
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cafe and the intern (or why it's important to make sure your friend's lab is not state certified) by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
22 Dec 2025
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“You’re usually ambivalent regarding other people.” Scarlet points out. “I’m always here but you’ve never indicated you disliked me being around here or Tachyon-san.”
“That’s different.” Cafe says. “You’re Tachyon’s junior. Of course, you’ll be here.”
Scarlet looks at her knowingly. Scarlet’s eyes are a much brighter red than Tachyon’s that it looks almost pink. Still, it sometimes looks like hers, especially when she’s assessing something. Cafe feels as if she’s currently being assessed by Scarlet right now.
“Are you jealous, Cafe-san?” Scarlet says, a gossipy look on her face.
Cafe feels herself turn red and hot at the insinuation.
or, someone interns at Tachyon's pseudo lab. Cafe does not get jealous.
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a straight man and a funny man walk into a bar by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
09 Nov 2025
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“Our manzai routine!” Tachyon says with her hands out, as if saying ‘ta-da!’ Cafe feels the beginning of a migraine starting to form. “We ought to work on it if we’re to do manzai, should we not?”
“Hm.” Cafe hums as she takes a bite of her steak. Better to let Tachyon just talk now.
“Since I was the one who thought of the idea and since the routine in my dream called for it, I suppose I’ll be the tsukkomi–”
“No.” Cafe simply says.
In an effort to raise Tachyon's spirits, Cafe forms a manzai comedy duo with her.
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what does it mean? (for someone to be happy?) by abject51
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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Tachyon smiles at her. Really, an awful actress. “A personal curiosity of mine.”
“Everything you do is a personal curiosity of yours.” Cafe says, exasperated.
Tachyon laughs at that.
or cafe & tachyon, in pieces.
Recent series
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rhythmic cohabitation by abject51
Fandom プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
18 Jan 2024
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or the one where kanade and mafuyu learn how to live together.
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modern misadventures of beings from the olden times by abject51
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Mar 2022
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vaguely related tales of immortals in the modern world
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the world, the flesh, and the devil by reality_interpolation
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
31 Mar 2026
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"Rika-chan," he spoke and she saw him and heard him. "Let's get married."
The noise that she made could only be described as a happy squeal, and he laughed with her.
The world's longest engagement comes to an end.
Bookmarked by abject51
04 Apr 2026
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
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Bookmarked by abject51
27 Mar 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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Bookmarked by abject51
27 Mar 2026
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all my perversions by probablylily for connorstorriethinker
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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He watches the tape again over dinner. Listens to Rozanov moan inside a girl's pussy while he eats. By the time he finishes his last bite, Rozanov's inside her, her nails raking down his back, her mouth twisted open in pleasure, and Shane's hard in his pants.
So, Shane puts his plate in the sink and goes back to his room. Starts the video over.
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A sex tape of Ilya with a girl leaks. Shane reacts normally.
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- Part 1 of all my perversions
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Bookmarked by abject51
24 Mar 2026
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i would beg to disagree, but begging disagrees with me by orphan_account
Fandoms: 악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐 - 권겨을 | Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain - Kwon Gyeoeul, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
07 Jun 2025
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There was nothing, no pain, no noise, just… nothing. Gone were Ada’s senses; all that was left were the murky depths of unconsciousness. It was pure, unbridled darkness the likes of which carved their way into her very being and swallowed it.
That is until something broke through.
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Ada had become a duke’s daughter, she had a maid, and she was not well respected. She looked down at her hands, and sure enough, they were not Ada’s hands. The hands were slender, long, and scrawny. Far too pale to be her own, the skin was so taught it made the bones all the more prominent, and her long nails were neatly manicured as well as painted pink.
OR: What if at the end of the Resident Evil 2 remake, instead of surviving the fall, Ada Wong drew her last breath-- only to wake up as a villainess in some kind of dating game named Penelope Eckhart!? How will Ada navigate a world so obviously not meant for her?
By fucking things up and doing things the Ada Wong way, what else did you expect?Bookmarked by abject51
30 Jan 2026