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Some Drifted, Missing (and Some Drifted, Found) by absoluteTurnip
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
23 Jul 2019
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“What if the sides were idiot teenagers playing with a Ouija board and then they had to save themselves from supernatural creatures.”
If it interests anyone, Deceit is in here, he’s called Dee, we keep it simple up in this b*tch. And he’s not the villain/monster and is twins with Logan because I wrote it once with a friend and it’s now a personal hc. Rip. I also started this before DWIT came out so I’m gonna... omit Remus.
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Jumpscare by LonelyQuestioner0 (absoluteTurnip)
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
07 Oct 2018
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What happens when you take a rabbit, a naturally anxious animal, train it to be a samurai and then let it have access to Let’s Plays of horror games?
Well, Leon’s about to find out.
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Arthur Harrington would do anything to make his wife happy. Even if it leads to other people suffering.
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Steve is really Joyce's son.- Language:
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by LonelyQuestioner0 (absoluteTurnip)
29 Jul 2022
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So sweet very good, im tossing Steve’s self sacrificing butt through a wall and lighting Mr. Harrington and Lonnie on fIRE
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It's A Shame A Legend Begins At Its End by BlackUnicorn
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Jun 2022
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The people of Hawkins, Indiana, were all useless fucking chatterboxes, Eddie had decided quite a long time ago. It seemed like everyone was constantly up in his business with Opinions and Advice. If they weren't insulting him to his face of course, that was.
Eddie preferred the insults, actually. There was honesty there. A walking cliche of a high school jock shoving him into a locker and calling him a freak was better than Mrs. Beverly fucking Walker from two trailers down muttering about the youth of today when she saw him stumble home drunk and high at 5 in the morning or when she gave pointed suggestions to Eddie's uncle Wayne on how the military would probably be the best way to straighten him out a bit, as if they didn't all live in the same fucking shitholeOr: 5 times Eddie came out to someone, and 1 time someone came out to him.
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- Part 1 of Heroes End
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- English
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- 10,779
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by LonelyQuestioner0 (absoluteTurnip)
17 Jul 2022
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Soft and sweet genfic bay bey!
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Vecna is dead. It's the summer after the party's freshman year. Steve Harrington spends it in the Family Video Store, and Eddie Munson is spending post-graduate life bothering him. And maybe Steve isn't as bothered as he used to be.
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by LonelyQuestioner0 (absoluteTurnip)
11 Jul 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
Screaming biting clawing at the walls over this one lads goooood damn it good
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From Here the Rain Falls | 昨夜風兼雨 by Idonquixote
Fandoms: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en, Journey to the West: The Demons Strike Back | 西遊伏妖篇 (2017)
01 Sep 2020
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The Great Sage Equaling Heaven was invulnerable, eternal, impenetrable, for he had no weakness at all. Until he did. Until Chen Xuanzang. He crashed into him like an ocean wave. And the demon born from stone had no choice but to sink to the very bottom.
The journey west goes on. And the storm brews overhead.
UPDATE 7/5/2017: The curtain falls on Act 1.
UPDATE 7/31/2017: The curtain rises on Act 2.
UPDATE 8/10/2018: The curtain falls on Act 2.
UPDATE 3/17/2019: The curtain rises on Act 3.- Language:
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- 33/?
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Bookmarked by LonelyQuestioner0 (absoluteTurnip)
26 Jan 2022
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Young Justice: Deathly Weapons by ThreeWaysDivided
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Danny Phantom
25 Feb 2022
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A business agreement seems like such a small thing.
In the eyes of the world, Phantom and the Fentons are long gone. But accidents aren’t always accidents and, when an unexpected face intervenes on a mission gone wrong, the Boy Wonder begins to realise that there’s more to the story.
The stubborn fugitive they find isn’t the easiest lead to work with. But those powers have potential, and partnership could be an asset - so long as Robin can play his cards right. And, while he may not want to admit it, their offer might be exactly what a struggling half-ghost needs.
Which turns out to be a lot less one-sided than any of them knew. As the paranormal starts coming out of the woodwork and clues begin piling up, a new recruit might just be what the Team needs too.
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- Part 2 of Deathly Weapons Extended Universe
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- English
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- 83,461
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- 19/47
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Bookmarked by LonelyQuestioner0 (absoluteTurnip)
08 Aug 2021