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    So, that’s how he finds himself sitting on the floor of Kendall’s living room, on a checkered picnic blanket that Sophie had pulled out, vodka-cran swapped out for a sugary lemonade, and a folded slice of pizza in his hand, staring down at the monopoly board in front of him.

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  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    “So, strategically, I uh, don’t know where to fucking go from here.”

    “Okay,” Stewy says, “Being totally honest, I don’t know what the fuck to say to that. My main suggestion would be to get high and forget about it, but I have a feeling you probably shouldn’t be doing that right now.”

    Kendall’s laughing now, smiling properly, looking at Stewy with those big, wet eyes, his crooked teeth poking out of his upturned smile, and fuck- Stewy promised himself he’d never find himself here again, with a soft spot for an idiot who couldn’t give less of a fuck, but. But. It’s different when you have Kendall’s laugh in the same room as you and you’re thinking about being eight and fourteen and twenty-two and if you close your eyes maybe nothing bad has ever happened to either of you.

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    Kendall tries to kill himself. It doesn't work. He and Stewy go to Italy.

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  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    Sometimes Kendall will show up at Stewy's opulent apartment whilst high, or drunk, or both, and Stewy always answers in a faded Harvard sweatshirt and boxers while Kendall is in a three-piece suit, and they'll call each other names before Kendall takes Stewy's cock on Stewy's couch. Never in the bedroom. Kendall doesn't dare ask.

    (or: a series of pornographic vignettes.)

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    08 Apr 2025

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    Izzy still doesn't precisely know how to feel about work this morning, but it's somewhere between scorn and dread.

    He's already encountered the new General Manager's influence; Edward's unilateral decision last week to change his signature block to read co-General Manager, for fuck's sake, which Izzy had had to push back on. Izzy's also had actual contact with him; brief, over Teams. His impression of the man wasn't precisely flattering.

    Day one of the High Income Tax Policy and Enforcement Branch, and Izzy doesn't really have any idea what to expect.

    Israel Hands has been the Executive Officer to Edward Teach, General Manager of High Income Tax Enforcement, for a long time. He knows this job, he knows Edward, and he knows how to keep his life separate from work - for the most part.

    And then the branch is restructured to include Stede Bonnet, General Manager of Tax Policy, and his team of fucking clowns. Suddenly Izzy has two bosses, irritating coworkers, and a rapidly disintegrating line between the personal and the professional.

    Not to mention Edward's behaving more erratically than usual.

    (It's a romcom).

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